MY SURVEY

Name: just Ivy

Nicknames: umm bird girl (thank you to Perry for that one) and Ivy-girl (from ruben) and some other sappy nicknames and known by some as queen BITCH (no matter what you might hear from bailey-she is the princess, I am the QUEEN)

Age: so they say I'm 18

Date of Birth: so they say July 31

Place of Birth: new york city, armpit of the USA

Weight at Birth: 6 lbs

Current Residence: um that is complictaed. I guess you could say I live in LA and New York and Conetticut all at once.

Zodiac Sign: Leo but dont ask what it means.

Hair color: blonde

Eye color: green

Height: 5 foot 10 or 11 (grrrrrr)

Weight: 95 lbs

Physical Condition: Uh. heres the thing, i am very out of shape and weak but dont even try me becasue I will still kick your ass.

Distinguishing Features: dO I really have to answer this one?

Voice: i sing soprano (one girl called it a "colaratoura" or something like that) and I talk real high.

Ethnicity: would you believe i'm half american and half chinese? surprised me too.

Parents: Their names are Meri Lin Ling and Fred Fisher. I am still getting to know them

Their Relationship: they were never married but they live together in NYC

Siblings and ages: I have a brother Ben. but that still seems not even real. He is 15?

Education: homeschooled. sort of. adele and Zeke taught me most of the stuff I know. I went to highschool for a month. it didn't work out.

Marital Status: single I guess

Sexual Orientation: uh well actually i dont care about sex

IQ: one test says 104 and another said 116 to 123.

Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENFP but I just took the test i have no idea what that is

Religion: i am undecided

Favorite foods: cheese, grilled cheese, junk food, ice cream, ham and cheese sandwhiches, blackberries, apples and pears, chips, french fries, italian ices

Favorite fast food restaurant: Wendys

Favorite drinks: soda, orange juice, choclatte milk

Least favorite foods: things that i cant tell what they are

Favorite color: green-yellow

Favorite number: hmm I dont know

Favorite places to shop for clothes: secondhadn places and THE MALL

Favorite TV Shows: sometimes I watch movies but I dont know the names of TV shows I like, mostly cartoons. my friend Ami got me to watch anime with her and I liked it but the words are kind of fast.

Favorite Movies: I havent seen movies much

Favorite Actors: i dont know this.

Favorite Actresses: i dont know this.

Favorite Sport: basketball! and volleyball.

Favorite Type of Music: stuff, I dont know

Favorite Musical Artists: my old roomate's band "the lint traps." and granite daisies. and some stuff my friends Ruben and Weaver play on their radioes exept when they play them loud and then I have to break their heads.

Favorite Authors: Keenan, he dedicated his book to me for helping with a scene!

Favorite clothes: i love my overalls. hmm and shirts that are really for little boys. and ladies slim fit jeans. and cute shirts that say funny things on them or are BRIGHT COLORS. OH and i wear my red basketball shoes a lot, or my cute black sandalsl.

Preferred hand: right handed

Pet Peeves: when people expect me to know things i dont know, when people treat me shitty becase I never had a school education, and act like IM DUMB but i really am smarter then I seem to be! when people stare at me like I cant see them doing that!! when people hate me because of me being different and wont get to know me. when people are scared of heights and act like BABYs. when people call me POISON ivy and think they are original. when people lie to me. when i keep getting taller when I thought I stopped growing. when people want me to pay attention when I am sleepy. when I get made fun of. when people pretend to understand me when they do NOT. when people say things where I can hear them and then get pissed off that I heard it like its my fault they said something about me. when i get scared of my future and theirs nothing I can do about it.

Most Prized Possession: My friends.

Typing Speed: i dont know. Slow?

Best Personality Trait: Hmm well I am usually brave and can protect people that are weaker than me (which is everyone so ha)

Best Physical Trait: Well a lot of people tell me it's my eyes. I dont know about that, it depends who you ask about me because a lot of people really DONT like my eyes. Grrrrr.

Worst Physical Trait: where to start? lets just say i'm flat chested and really skinny, thats probably the ugly thing about me, and my split ends on my hair.

Hobbies: Im always busy. I like to eat, play basketball and play with my best friends and talk to them. and it doesn't make much sense here but I guess one of my favorite things to do is make wind art peices.

Current Job: i dont really have one, I have lots of money, but I am kind of an unoficial guydince counsler.

I'm really good at: doing things for other people they can't do themselves, hiding when I want to, playing really good pranks, singing (sometimes)

I'm really bad at: drawing, painting, using my hands at all really (i SUCKKKK!) and taking my time

Political views: i dont really know what that means.

Position on smoking: blah

Position on drinking: I WILL NEVER DRINK SHAMPAIN AGAIN

Short-term goals: to be on the go less of the time, to see ruben more, to get better with my hands, to learn to be around other people without making so many mistakes

Long-term goals: to get smarter, to find other people like me (yeah riiiiight), to have a better relationship with certin people

Opinion on abortion: i dont know about this

Opinion on homosexuality: you can screw whoever you want

Fears: losing friends, getting trapped, finding out I'm not grown up, facing people who cant deal with me, rejection, being chased by jerks from the goverment if they ever decide to try to mess with me (grrrr)

Health problems: i'm pretty healthy. I think maybe I'm alergic to alcohol. i have split ends on my hair.

Phobias: actually i have claustrophobia

Philosophy of life: you haven't seen it all and i can prove it

What brand of toothpaste do you like? i didn't pay attention.

Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or what? i really dont wear socks

Glass is half-empty or half-full? hmm that I don't know it seems like it would be both ways. this is a trick question isn't it.

Wild guys or shy guys? who cares about GUYS

What do you like about yourself? well, a lot of stuff, usually i like being me, I am very lucky

Do you sing in the shower? sometimes

Do you talk to your pet? i talk to animals if they are their but they dont answer.

Do you talk to yourself? umm sometimes but usually i Just think in my head

Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? i have never been to a dentist

Do you have 11 toes? no actually their are 8, and i did not miss count them either.

Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? yeah!

Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yeah!

Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? if one wanted to listen to my shitty poetry that i only wrote once when Ruben MADE ME

What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? i dont wear lipstick (except once when mandy my friend gave me and my other friend andrea a make over) but shelly my friend who has a nail shop, she paints my nails lots of different colors but usually it's a red or maroon

Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yeah

Would you break up with a guy if his favorite food was peanut butter on carrots? i do not date ok

Do tight jeans make guys look gay? how do people look gay?

Do guys who play hard to get turn you on? um NO NO NO

What is your bra size? can bras be negative? if so i'd be like in the minus. (real answer i don't wear one)

Would u ever wear lip gloss? no

Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? uh not really......I would talk to her but I think well nevermind

What is your favorite holiday? nina's birthday!!! hehehaaha!

Where do you want to live? I guess where I do now, my beach house

What are your favorite pizza toppings? Mushrooms and extra cheese.

Do you still carve pumpkins? i never have

Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? i never had chrismas

Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? No I still have them all. i dont think i am going to lose them. it would be scary to lose them at my age anyway so i don't care.

Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? no...

What is better: your right ear or left pinky? that is a really dumb question and i don't have a left pinky.

French poodle or french kiss? poodle because french kiss is GROSS and you taste the tomato

What do you think of Smurfette? that i don't know

How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? boring and romancey

Salmon or Cod? pretty good food

Crab or Lobster? um their okay

What sounds better: Up or down. Up?

What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways.

Describe the best day of your life. that's hard because lots of my good days have been ruined by wierd things. one great day was when I first met bailey. and another is when i won a lot of money from going to grant. and another was when i met Nicholas even though he pisses me offfffff it was still great

Broom or mop? for what

What is your favorite word? um dont have one probably "eat me" or something

Describe your kinkiest fantasy. dont have kinky fantasys

What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Amanda

Are your feet the same size? as each other? yeah

Cassettes or CDs? uh, CDs

Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? their is no tradition about TV in my home

What are your Christmas traditions? our house doesnt really do christmas

Do you like onions? their ok

What would you name your band, if you had one? i would just want to join Perry's band the lint traps

How long can you hula-hoop for? infinity!

Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? dont think so

On your last birthday, what did you wish for? i have no idea what I was doing on my last birthday. my birthday has been a mystery all my life.

Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? no.

Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no tv

Are you going to name your son Elvis? i cant have kids anyway and if I could I would not have sex and even if I did I WOULD NOT NAME MY SON ELVIS!!

If not, what? nevermind

What about your daughter? nevermind

Describe your most embarrassing moment. oh god. probably when i was in school just before I quit and i broke the window in the office when everyone was watching me and i cried in front of all of them and jumped out the window. and the time I drank SHAMPAIN and lost all my control and fell asleep and wrecked EVERYTHING and Zeke was MAAAD and i had no excuse for myself but I was mad BACK at him and we didnt make up for like a month

Do you read tabloids? GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Only the one they put me in.

Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers? no i have not.

What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? really dont know, I already have money so it wouldnt matter

Ribbed or plain? i dont knwo what that is about

Strawberry or Vanilla? ice cream? I like vanilla with sprinkles...

Do you like to fish? it was my job when i was about six until we got a house. i dont really like to do it anymore.

Do you snore? i don't think so

Describe how your breath smells right now. cant smell anything

Upside-down or downside-up? upside-down

Do spiders scare you? no

What was your first word? i cant remember that far back

What was your first phrase? um same as above

How many REAL push-ups can you do? i am not athletic

How many fake push-ups can you do? same as above

Can you do a hand-stand? well yes like cheating

Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? i dont want to lick feet, and no princes can make me either, I will kick their ASS

Do you know there are people who would do that for free? ok

What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? "lets have a real relationship for a while it's been good and it could get better..." whatever jerkoff

X-Men or Power Rangers? dont know. not into superheros.

Do you think you are going to be famous one day? in some circles I am already

If so, for what? If no, why not? no fault or virtue of my own. people are just interested in me and oh well I am a freak.

Do you read your horoscope? not really unless nicholas does

Are you/would you be a vegetarian? i don't think so

Is your bellybutton an innie or an outie? innie

Are you a good listener? well I guess not.

Is there a piece of jewelry you wear constantly? no, i like to change it

What’s your middle name? well i dont' really have one

What's on your mousepad? this is not my computer. max has I guess its from a TV show.

Do you believe in aliens? not really

Do you believe in ghosts? not really

Do you believe in God? i am not sure what i believe about god

Do you believe in ESP? i have a lot of wise ass ansers for that one but maybe I should just say yes.

Do you believe in reincarnation? i don't know

Do you believe in karma? i dont think so

Do you believe in soulmates? no, but alix and his stupid girlfriend do

Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? i dont know

Do you believe in fairies? i don't know. I have a friend that looks like one. But i dont think he's a fairy becasue people say I look like an elf and i dont think elfs exist.

Do you smoke? no

Do you drink? NO NO NO

Do you keep a journal? um sort of off and on

Do you play any instruments? i can sort of play the piano.

Do you use curse words? yes

Favorite board game? Monopoly

Favorite smells? Food for me, the ocean

Least favorite smells? turpentine

Favorite sound? Wind and rain

Worst feeling in the world? someone turning their back on you for something you cant help, always being left out no matter how hard you try, having people be scared of you and then really thinking about it and then being afraid of yourself

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? usually "did i break anything"?

What is the most important thing in life? A lot is important, I dont know

Do you like to drive fast? I never learned how to drive.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no

Storms--cool or scary? I love storms. i am also afraid they could kill me one day.

What type was your first car? I never had one

Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes

If you could dye your hair any color? i like my hair

Ever been in love? no

Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? as close as i can, my last finger does ring finger and pinky jobs for both hands, i am only learning to type now though

What's under your bed? uh well at the beach house their is a backpack and some boxes or something. In LA it is just a bed with no under.

Biggest accomplishment this year? finding a way to do everything i intended to do

What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Cheese and milk and pickles

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? I thought about that for awhile but I decided no I dont want anything, if I changed things I wouldnt be me.

Who would play you in a movie? Who would want to make a movie about me? I think no one would be able to play me but me becasue there would need special effects. HAHAA.

What do you miss most about being a kid? Not knowing the stuff that it bothers me to know now

Are you happy with your given name? No, my parents named me Amanda and since i have been IVY since I can remember I think using the name tehy gave me sounds very wierd.

Have you ever been in a play? sorta. I was the effects person for a play and had to move a pretend dragon stuffed animal around, but sometimes i had to concintrate so much i felt like maybe I realy was on teh stage.

Something you love and hate? not being human or whatever

Have you ever pierced your body parts? Ow, no.

Do you have tattoos? i give the same answer as the one above this

What trait do you hate in a person? Closemindedness.

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? well that depends on what day it is and where i am and what mood I'm in!

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? i would make a shitty boy.

What's one car you will never buy? all of them

What kind of books do you like to read? stuff i can undersatnd and relate to oh fiction and comics and good stories

What's one thing you're a loser at? pretending to be normal?

If you don't like a person, how do you show it? usually i'll yell at them or even beat them up.

Do you cry in front of your friends? I have before maybe a cople times--ruben, Zeke, Adele, girlfriends from school have seen me cry. and Weaver. and Nina. And Nina's dad. jeez. what am I a crybaby?

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? maybe "is that girl wearing a costume?"

What's one thing you like to do alone? make winds

How many drinks before you're tipsy? lets not talk about that

Do you think you're cute? sometimes I think I am. sometimes I think Im' ugly.

Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Certin ones.