capital: Hello?

SwankiVY2: Hi? Um, is this a question?

capital: Just wondering if you were there

capital: so, what are you doing?

SwankiVY2: Well, yes, yes I am

SwankiVY2: I am sitting here.

capital: awesome

capital: how's that goin for you?

SwankiVY2: Pretty well, as far as sitting around goes.

capital: awesome

capital: so how's the website coming?

SwankiVY2: Pretty good.

capital: So

capital: Do you go to school?

SwankiVY2: no.

capital: Then why do you carry on a facade of intelligence?

SwankiVY2: Because I am a graduate of a major university?

SwankiVY2: And because I had a brain before I came in there?

capital: And which university would this be?

SwankiVY2: The University of Florida. Umm . . . is there some reason you think school has something to do with a "façade" of intelligence?

capital: U of F

capital: wow

[some unimportant deleted conversation, and then. . . . ]

capital: anyways

SwankiVY2: anyways what?

capital: Do people like your books?

SwankiVY2: The people who have read them mostly do

capital: would I?

SwankiVY2: How could I answer that?

capital: are you good at writing?

SwankiVY2: Um, I hope so.

capital: what's "lugubrious" mean?

capital: 5

capital: 4

capital: 3

capital: 2

capital: 1

capital: 0

capital: NOPE!

SwankiVY2: Excuse me?

SwankiVY2: Why are you counting me down?

capital: you should have answered

capital: !

SwankiVY2: Okay, how about this . . . first off, you are one of SEVEN IMs I have on my screen, and there is no reason you should think I would be on yours to immediately answer some pop quiz.

capital: Seven people?

SwankiVY2: Yes.

SwankiVY2: Secondly, I fail to see the point in defining a random -ous adjective.

capital: it shows that my vocab is better than yours

SwankiVY2: I'm afraid not.

capital: It really is though

SwankiVY2: Somehow I doubt that

capital: So, what was your Verbal SAT score?

SwankiVY2: My verbal was 710.

SwankiVY2: That doesn't have anything to do with anything.

capital: hmmm

capital: that's cute

SwankiVY2: What's cute?

capital: 710

SwankiVY2: Um . . . is there some reason you're trying to use quantified intelligence proofs and random vocabulary pop quizzes to show me you think you're smarter than me?

capital: well you just seem to believe you're smarter than everyone on your website

capital: and I know i'm more intelligent than you

SwankiVY2: I'd venture to say I'm smarter than all the people who IMed me for sex, but that's not saying much.

capital: so you're saying you're not very smart

SwankiVY2: Go ahead. "Know" you're more intelligent than me as you will, and go smirk about it, "knowing" such a thing.

SwankiVY2: And I will be glad to let you think "haha, I'm so smart, I'm smarter than her, and that proves something."

capital: nope

capital: i bet i'm a better rower than you

SwankiVY2: You didn't even understand my statement about the cybergeeks just now, if you think I said I wasn't very smart.

capital: want to cyber?

SwankiVY2: Um, want to kiss my ass?

capital: if that's involved in the cybersex, sure

SwankiVY2: Okay, you are invited to remove yourself from my sphere of attention.

capital: Hey, guess what?

capital: I go to Harvard

SwankiVY2: Hey, guess what? If you think "I go to Harvard" is supposed to impress me or make me confess you must be smarter than me, or that it somehow proves that whatever brains you might have you're using them wisely, you've got another thing coming.

SwankiVY2: Now, why are you so bent on trying to make it look like you're smarter than me?

capital: guess what my sat was!

SwankiVY2: I really couldn't give less of a crap if you were, because you're acting like a moron.

capital: 1600

SwankiVY2: Ooh, and I bet you've got an impressive IQ, too.

SwankiVY2: But . . . do you realize that you're the only one of us who cares?

SwankiVY2: Do you really think that means ANYTHING in the scheme of this conversation?

capital: Do you realize you're cunt smells like fish?

SwankiVY2: Do you realize you just used the wrong form of "your" in your sentence, genius man?

capital: nope

SwankiVY2: Jeez.

SwankiVY2: Um . . . whatever your mental ability is, and whatever of it is true, you're acting like a jackass on here, so I hope you're happy with what it's gotten you . . . ignored.

Hebi: 'I go to Harvard', eh? If it happens to be the truth, which I somewhat doubt, then, well... Poor Harvard =__=
ps: Your collection of jerks is really amusing *_*

Wolfgang: Watch. I can do that thing wherein you say a word that your audience probably doesn't know, too. Define "Defenestrate". Oh, you know what that means, do you? Well, too bad. There's literally no reason in all of lugubriety to use it in a sentence.