So I was talking to Mommy while she was all doped up on a ridiculous amount of different drugs, and she apologized for not calling me back for a long time. She explained that her friend Susan had been over.
"Oh, what'd you guys do?" I asked, and immediately felt a little silly for saying it because there wasn't a whole lot my mom was going to be willing to do while stuck to a catheter bag. But she replied in her usual way:
"We had SEX."
I continued the joke, saying, "Oh, I never knew you were a lesbian. That makes me feel a lot better, now I know where I got it."
She just glossed over that and continued talking about something else, and then seemed to hit a neon sign in her brain that made her stop and say, "Wait, back up. Did you just tell me you're gay?"
I had to assure her that I had in fact been kidding. But with me you never know.
LOL :) I read in a previous entry that you "found yourself a nice WOMAN and you breed goats". Of course, my mind may be a little fuzzy on the details... I wish I could catch my mom saying that one day.... [katqueen]