Life among the furry creatures
Is an unsung experience.
Many lives I have lived
Burrowing with the rabbits
And eating dead lichen.
Lo! I live in a cave!
Unto me there is the life of a furry bear!
I will eat food that is rotten beyond recognition!
I will shit in the corner!
I will break bread with other foul smelling creatures!
The unrestrained mating of the rabbits
Flourishes around me.
Bunnies make in-bred, bucktoothed faces at me.
They make disparaging noises
Denying me my rabbit heritage.
So I yell "Fuck you!" and scamper away.
I'm sorry I wasn't born a goddamn rabbit!
You're all a bunch of fucking losers!
I don't care about you!
You can all bite me!