Excuses After Rejection Rant Comments 11 through 20

Note from swankivy: 3/21/06: I got an influx of messages mostly about this rant. Someone had posted my link in someplace called TheForum. I'm not sure what the intent of the original poster was except "hey go look at this dumb bitch's site," but a lot of the messages were incoherent or perverted, and I'm sure most of them are proud of that. But a few of the comments were at least real feedback, so I'll show those first:


Hugh: I get the feeling you're taking this a bit seriously. It happens. And I notice that, despite wise words on the lack of relevance of looks to worth, you felt it necessary to post a pic anyway...


swankivy: To that I asked him if he thought having a pic undermined the whole point of the rant. I've thought about that. Maybe I'm just trying to go "look, in case you were wondering, I'm actually not a dog. . . . " But maybe I don't need to say it. . . .


Belinda: OMG I KNOW WUT U MEAN! I ALWAYS HAVE GUYS ASK ME IF I AM CUTE AND I SAY YYY??? WHO CARES? I MEAN I COULD BE A DOG OR I COULD BE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER AND THEY WUDN'T NO CUZ THEY CANT SEE MY PIC ANYWAY.

LIKE THIS ONE GUY ASKED IF HE COULD SEE ME GOATSE AND I SAID WUT? AND HE SAID PLZ BND OVER AND SHOW ME UR GOATSE. HE SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HIMSELF AND I SAW HIS NARTS AND I PUCKED ALL OVER THE FLORE. I SAID OMG THATS SO GROSS AND HE TOLD ME I WAS A STUPID SLAG. THEN I MADE A PAGE WITH HIS PICTURE ON IT AND LINKED IT TO MY FRIENDS. THEY SAID IT WAS GROSS TO.


Gordon: I like how you stereotype all men as assholes; its a real credit to your gender. Its amazing how it only takes one degenerate retard on the internet to make someone so sour.

If you want some respect, stop filtering the comments on your website. Its almost more fucking pathetic than the guy who inspired this rant.

My advice to you is that you grow some thicker skin. Some people actually do have the intelligence of a turnip. Its an unfortunate fact of life.


swankivy: Well I took most of the issues with this to the mailbox arena, but just so anyone who gives a crap knows, comments don't post automatically--I don't think it's "pathetic" that my form is an e-mail forwarder and I don't sit in my chair waiting for messages instead of, like, having a life. Contrary to popular belief I do have one. . . . And believe me, when I get annoyed I rant, it doesn't mean every idiot out there wounds me to the core. This guy's just my example, and I bitch about things that piss me off so I *don't* have to walk around feeling bottled up with it. It's also really amazing to me that anyone could read what I wrote and suggest that I'm "stereotyping all men as assholes." Yeah, find where I said that.


Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you? You look like a hobbit. Well, that and you're operating under the mistaken impression that you're clever and somebody gives a fuck about your IM rejection. Silly AOL girl.

I'm going to kill the dude that gave me this link.


swankivy: Apparently at least someone gives a fuck about my IM, but I didn't put it up because I thought there'd be a hell of a lot of people who would care. I did it because I wanted to bitch, and that's what this page is for. And then I was done. And as for the hobbit thing? That sure was witty. Thanks!


Fruited Bob: Why don't you want to feel pretty and desirable? Are you a hermaphrodite or a dyke or something?


swankivy: Actually I'm asexual, thanks. Being pretty or desirable is kind of irrelevant when we're talking about idiots like JC, though. The whole point of this was that I shouldn't have to be physically pretty to be worth anything, but if that's the way he thinks who wants his attention at all?


Achille: You hurt someone's pride, they get defensive. It doesn't necessarily mean they're incapable of using basic logic.


swankivy: My dumbass response to that: Yeah, I know. But he *didn't* use base logic either. I hurt his pride because he was being a dickface and then he tried to act like it didn't bother him and it doesn't matter what I think because I was fat anyway. Seriously, though, I know what you mean, but do you feel like his position was defensible? (I'm not trying to be sarcastic, but I really want to know if you are defending this dude.) By all means let me know if you have some reason that I should have treated this kind of response with respect, I'll listen, but I really think he was completely out of line, pride or not. . . .


Johnson The Jabberwok: You are insane, no one cares if some guy, who you never met, thinks that you are ugly, regardless of what you look like. Both of you (The wanker who tried to talk to you, and you) are fucking drama queens.


swankivy: Yup, no one gives a shit, and that's why four dozen people e-mailed me today. It's not about him thinking I'm ugly; it's about him thinking IF I REJECT HIM I MUST BE UGLY ANYWAY AND THEREFORE WORTHLESS. I've been called ugly plenty of times by people juuuust like you. As you can see I'm *really* broken up about it too.


Brendon: Holy fuck, that's what you actually look like??? Kill it with fire!


swankivy: Apparently requests to post tits and "kill it with fire" are two things you will see over and over on TheForum. I feel soooo honored that it has come to my website as well. Thanks Brendon.


Note from swankivy: And now, addressing those of TheForum who wrote silly things, most of whom did not leave real e-mail addresses.

Steve, I do not think that posting full frontal nudes of myself would have helped me win this argument. I'm also not going to do so as you suggested.

Evil Santa, as much as I appreciate your humor, that is a picture of me, not a picture of E.T.

Acefire, no, you are a not a pedo just because you jerked off to my picture. I was twenty-eight in the photo.

Jonathan Frevols: Thanks for letting me know how not-cute I am and how you want to cybersex me anyway. I'll decline. But thanks, I feel ever so coveted now.

live wire: No pictures of my cooch will be posted. Sorry.

Eric Draven . . . I just don't know what to say when someone expresses that he thinks I am great and in the next breath says he wishes I will get raped. That just doesn't make any sense. But thanks a whole heck of a lot!

dj: Thanks for the wonderful in-depth criticism of my site (such as "it sucks ass") and your well-wishes for me (such as wishing I'd almost die a horrible death and suffer forever). But I didn't need any help figuring out that you and your lemming friends are (and I quote) "degenerate scum" and "the worst people on the planet." I already know what kind of place it is and there are very few of these comments I'm taking seriously. Contrary to popular belief when four dozen people send me mail to the tune of "I hope you die, show me your tits" it does not cause me catastrophic distress, and the only reason I acknowledged it at all is that you were all so kind enough to give me your opinions so in the name of not filtering anything that's on-topic I gave the relevant responses a home. That's it.


And to everyone: I am not going to post my tits. Thanks for your interest, though. I will think about you every time I strip in front of the mirror.

And beyond that, mostly it was people who didn't give names telling me they thought I was ugly, that they wanted to have sex with me, or that they both thought I was ugly AND wanted to have sex with me. And sometimes they wanted to know if they could poop on me. One wanted to "screw my pubescent ass." What's up with people thinking I'm pubescent? Jeez. Occasionally I was told my site is the stupidest thing ever--ahh thank you very much, that is so helpful!--and I was also told that I am a pasty fat white bitch which means I should shut the fuck up, which is in no way an illustration of the dumbfuckery I was writing the rant about in the first place. Insightful!


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