Thunder: you are very smart and can sniff out some bad stuff in a second

SwankiVY2: Hmm. Usually.

SwankiVY2: Wish I'd done so with Kenny.

Thunder: wish you did what with Kenny?

SwankiVY2: I wish I'd sniffed him out as "bad stuff" before I found out the hard way.

Thunder: what was he your boyfriend

SwankiVY2: Plus I lent him my Mallrats tape, and he never brought it back

Thunder: haha

SwankiVY2: Never in a million years would he have been my boyfriend, no.

Thunder: then how did you waste your time on him

Thunder: you act like you liked him or maybe even loved him

SwankiVY2: On thinking we could be friends

SwankiVY2: When all he wanted was to get physically close to me

Thunder: what made that difficult

SwankiVY2: When it didn't happen he kept insisting that it was there

Thunder: well you gotta realize that guys have needs just like you do

SwankiVY2: "yes, you want me, you want me" "Bullshit"

Thunder: well did you lead him on or somethin

SwankiVY2: No, I don't have the needs that he did.

SwankiVY2: He apparently was one of those guys that took friendliness as sexual interest.

Thunder: haha well i doubt you will find a guy friend that doesnt get horny

SwankiVY2: I didn't lead him on...in fact I told him very straightforwardly, as is my way, that I was not interested

SwankiVY2: He told me later that he was thinking we were gonna "get it on" that same night that I told him that

Thunder: have you ever been interested lately in anyone

SwankiVY2: I've never been interested in anyone that way.

Thunder: he obviously thought you were playin hard to get

Thunder: why not

SwankiVY2: Yes he did think I was playing hard to get

Thunder: you got to be kidding me

SwankiVY2: why not what? Why haven't I been interested?

Thunder: you never have wanted a boyfriend

SwankiVY2: No, and I've had 2 against my real wishes, but I've never wanted a boyfriend.

Thunder: lol so your telling me excuse my bluntness you never want to have sex in your whole life

SwankiVY2: Nope. Never wanted sex. In my whole life.

Thunder: why not

SwankiVY2: And no, I'm not going to be a nun.

Thunder: been takin kiddie pills

SwankiVY2: simply uninterested.

SwankiVY2: don't know why.

SwankiVY2: it doesn't bother me.

Thunder: lol that is hard to believe

SwankiVY2: I know that.

Thunder: what i think is you just are picky picky

SwankiVY2: hmm, that's sort of a version of something I've heard before.

SwankiVY2: "you just haven't met the right guy."

Thunder: no there is no right guy now a days

Thunder: thats how couples work they both want to have sex

SwankiVY2: Well, not me.

Thunder: thats why people get married

SwankiVY2: I don't think my brain works that way.

Thunder: what way does it work

SwankiVY2: In its own way

SwankiVY2: doesn't seem to include sex

Thunder: you honestly dont want to experience the best emotion in your life

SwankiVY2: ::cocks head::

SwankiVY2: You don't want to go here with me

Thunder: thats somethin id like to make a bet on

Thunder: i bet in a year or two you will be married with kids

SwankiVY2: I have had this conversation at least fifty times.

Thunder: i am not saying i want to have sex with you im just askin you if you dont want to experience it ever

Thunder: cause that is weird

SwankiVY2: I know you're not saying you want to have sex with me. That's not what I thought.

Thunder: and im weird huh

SwankiVY2: I never said I had made a vow of unbreakable future chastity. I don't have a policy against it.

SwankiVY2: I just have no interest.

Thunder: you wouldnt even have sex for a million dollars?

Thunder: horny or not id get it on

SwankiVY2: I very much doubt I would, if the person didn't do it for me.

SwankiVY2: I am not that greedy for money.

Thunder: lol

Thunder: you act like sex is bad

SwankiVY2: No I don't.

Thunder: like oh no that is pretty hard to do for a million

Thunder: come on

SwankiVY2: I never said it was bad, I stated that I'm not interested.

Thunder: i think your hiding somethin

Thunder: why not

Thunder: this is intriguing right here

SwankiVY2: So far you have yet to say something I haven't heard from at least three other people.

Thunder: i cant get off this subject

SwankiVY2: Regarding the sex thing.

SwankiVY2: I've even covered the subject in a couple of rants.

Thunder: im just wondering what could make your mind click that sex is nothin

SwankiVY2: Let's think of it like when you're a kid...it simply doesn't occur to you to behave that way.

SwankiVY2: And it just never changed, with me.

Thunder: oh so you were asleep during puberty huh

Thunder: lol

SwankiVY2: Maybe.

Thunder: i think it might be a chemical imbalance

Thunder: like your estrogen is low

Thunder: or maybe your testosterone is low

SwankiVY2: Hmm, I forget what number reason that is.

Thunder: i wouldnt worry too much about it

Thunder: cause you aint hurtin nobody

SwankiVY2: One of the few of the "top ten" that I actually consider a possibility

Thunder: so just do your thang mam

Thunder: what top ten is that

SwankiVY2: The Nonsexual Top Ten

Thunder: lol

SwankiVY2: #10:"You hate men."

Thunder: lol uh oh

SwankiVY2: #9: "You can't get a man."

SwankiVY2: #8: "You have a hormone problem."

SwankiVY2: #7: "You're overly involved in your own busy life."

SwankiVY2: #6: "You just never had me in your bed."

SwankiVY2: #5: "You are afraid of getting into a relationship."

SwankiVY2: #4: "You were sexually abused as a child."

SwankiVY2: #3: "You are a lesbian."

SwankiVY2: #2: "You just haven't met the right guy."

SwankiVY2: #1: "Aww, did you just get out of a bad relationship?"

Thunder: im guessing you got these memorized???

SwankiVY2: nope

SwankiVY2: listed on my page somewhere

Thunder: lol okay now ask yourself whos weirder me or you

SwankiVY2: Probably me, admittedly.

SwankiVY2: But of the two people wearing pointy hats, one may be taller but they're still both pointy hats.

Thunder: lol

Thunder: lol quit trying to be all smart