reddy: Do you have a nice set of large breasts?

SwankiVY2: I'm afraid you've got the wrong desk; the breast enlargement facility is down the hall. They have some nice breasts to purchase for yourself, but I warn you the procedure is a bit painful.

reddy: Can't I just feel yours up? *lol* ;)

SwankiVY2: Once you had your own and they healed, you wouldn't need permission.

reddy: I don't feel like getting implants though. I'd be feeling myself up every twelve or so seconds. *lol* Isn't there anyway I can have permission to check up on yours?

SwankiVY2: Who says I have any?

SwankiVY2: Besides, even if I did or do, they're not for sale or auction.

reddy: If they were you would consider selling or auctioning them off? How much would you ask for? ;)

SwankiVY2: You have to answer a question first

reddy: It was a guess.

SwankiVY2: What was a guess?

reddy: You having a nice set of breasts. Sorry. I'm very hormonal right now.

SwankiVY2: That wasn't the question I was going to ask you.

reddy: Ok, what question then?

SwankiVY2: The question I was going to ask you was, "Do you think this is an acceptable way of starting a conversation?"

reddy: No... but it still be nice if some nice girl would just so much as flirt naughtily to me. *lol*

SwankiVY2: Well, my main reaction is to be moderately offended and not in the least amused.

reddy: Didn't mean to offend you miss.

SwankiVY2: I tend to think that if you are "hormonal" at this time, you might wish to get rid of that feeling by whatever means necessary before you attempt to start a conversation.

reddy: I figured if atleast i didn't get anything stimulating out of the reaction, I would have atleast amused the other person. ;)

SwankiVY2: Better yet, you might try going to a bar or club, where you may be able to find a girl who is just as "hormonal" as you who can help you relieve the tension of which you spoke, being that they may harbor a bit of it themselves.

reddy: Don't you harbor any?

SwankiVY2: And as an added bonus, you wouldn't have to ask if their breasts were satisfactory, as you could see them yourself.

reddy: I like to cyber though.

SwankiVY2: Harbor any sexual tension? None whatsoever. I am an anomaly.

SwankiVY2: If you like to cyber, perhaps you should have looked for someone who mentions they like to cyber.

reddy: I just wanted to know if you had a nice set of breasts...

SwankiVY2: So...why is it that by virtue of being online, I should be subjected to this if it's offensive?

SwankiVY2: I'm not very happy with you right now mister, though I must say it's not shocking anymore. You are at least the sixtieth person to take this approach.

reddy: Talk like a normal person. You're not above anyone.

SwankiVY2: I'm not a normal person; why should I talk like one?

SwankiVY2: And who says the way I'm talking indicates that I think I'm "above" anyone?

SwankiVY2: Far be it for me to accept instructions on proper online behavior from someone who asked about my breasts before my name.

reddy: You do and not only that--you know it.

SwankiVY2: I do what? You should be more specific, I think.

reddy: Look miss, I'm insterested in your breast size... now rather than let that number reacher higher...like eighty or something... why don't you actually have some fun?

SwankiVY2: You think I have to talk to you about my breasts in order to have fun?

SwankiVY2: That's not even fun to me, and neither is talking about or engaging in sexual activity. It is not one of my interests.

reddy: No, but you sure do sound slightly anal.

reddy: Oh dear lord.

SwankiVY2: It would be appropriate if you'd like to write me off as a prude now.

SwankiVY2: Or frigid, or "not knowing what I'm missing," or some such nonsense.

SwankiVY2: Then we can go back to our separate worlds and perhaps you can find some pleasant breasts to talk to.

reddy: No, I can think of something to write you off as other than those two terms.

reddy: Immature.

SwankiVY2: All right, immature.

SwankiVY2: I'm immature because I reamed you for coming out of the woodwork to ask about my breasts and am not interested in cybersex--that sounds fitting.

reddy: That's a good one. I'll have to put that on my website.

SwankiVY2: Is there something shocking about the word "website" that makes you wish to italicize it for effect?

reddy: You do that math little one.

SwankiVY2: No math is involved.

reddy: Well you must be blonde afterall.

SwankiVY2: It is a question of intent.

reddy: You must be retarded if you can't figure it out.

SwankiVY2: ::cocking head::

reddy: Oh? Your roleplay?

SwankiVY2: roleplay... no idea what you mean.

SwankiVY2: Anyway, I'm afraid that I don't get your message and judging from the previous content of this conversation it's not important enough to continue paying attention. I am going to adjourn.