Lickit: are u a teacher, or something?.

SwankiVY1: mmmm why do you ask? Do I sound like one?

Lickit: very introspective responses

SwankiVY1: Ah, here we go. How old would you expect I am?

Lickit: 40

SwankiVY1: Really?

Lickit: 38?

SwankiVY1: I am nineteen.

Lickit: get out

SwankiVY1: Nope. I'm nineteen years old.

SwankiVY1: Not really even close to twenty yet.

Lickit: can't believe that............

SwankiVY1: You're just surprised, or you really don't believe me?

Lickit: finding it hard to believe..........

SwankiVY1: Really? Hm. Most people say that they think I'm around thirty or forty if they've just only talked to me.

SwankiVY1: When and if they see me or my picture, they assume I'm about twelve.

Lickit: but am very perplexed by you.......

SwankiVY1: how so? Does my age figure into it?

Lickit: u look young?

SwankiVY1: Yes; very.

SwankiVY1: I still get kids' menus, lower prices, free cookies at bakeries...

Lickit: not to me............

Lickit: age iss only a number

SwankiVY1: That's true; thank you for saying that!

Lickit: people mature at their own rate

SwankiVY1: You wouldn't believe how many people have been willing to discredit and ignore everything I've said simply because I'm physically a teenager...

SwankiVY1: I was at a writers' chat once and one person told me to go to the kiddie rooms!

Lickit: everbody has their faults.........some are easier to see than others

SwankiVY1: I couldn't believe how exclusionary and immature that was!

SwankiVY1: I was so angry with that person I wanted to spit.

Lickit: how 'bout kickhisher ass, forget spitting~!

SwankiVY1: I was tempted to make him taste rubber, yes. :)

Lickit: rubber?

SwankiVY1: From my shoe. After I shoved it so far up his ass he could taste it.

Lickit: how about dirt>?

Lickit: lol

SwankiVY1: I was tempted to beat the buttnugget into shape.

SwankiVY1: Instead I gave him a verbal bludgeoning.

Lickit: wheredo u live?r

SwankiVY1: I reside in the student ghetto of the University of Florida.

Lickit: sounds like you are up to par oin that respect!i

Lickit: gotta take it easy tho

Lickit: people don't realizte their ignorance......

SwankiVY1: Of course they don't. That's why it's called "ignorance."

Lickit: you're quite the head trip, lady.........

Lickit: (if you understand slang)

SwankiVY1: Of course. :)

Lickit: kind of a compliment...........

SwankiVY1: I understand it. I took it as a compliment.

Lickit: well, don't be so brainey..............makes guys nervous

Lickit: hide it well

SwankiVY1: I speak as I am.

SwankiVY1: If it comes off to intelligently, and this puts them off, most likely I will not want to talk to them anyway.

SwankiVY1: I'm not a teacher, by the way, but I'm a writer.

Lickit: (still wanna get laid tho)

SwankiVY1: You horny bastard.

Lickit: still got a lot to learn about people

SwankiVY1: who, you or me? :)

Lickit: And I do too..........

SwankiVY1: I learn about people on an individual basis.

Lickit: I am eternally horny

SwankiVY1: That must be awful.

Lickit: more than usual........

Lickit: frustrATING

SwankiVY1: I'm sorry.

Lickit: but imagine if I had no hands...

SwankiVY1: You'd just have to perform fellatio on yourself, wouldn't that be a shame...

SwankiVY1: Or hire a pretty nurse to feed you and suck your dick...

Lickit: not double jointed

Lickit: want that now!

SwankiVY1: It was a hypothetical situation anyway.

Lickit: I likedthe thought, tho

SwankiVY1: hehehehehe ew

Lickit: ew what?

SwankiVY1: Just nasty visual on that just came in, delayed reaction.

Lickit: some women, (most), like giving head.......

SwankiVY1: I wouldn't like it.

Lickit: u wouldn't enjoy pleasuring the man in your life?

Lickit: but It's ok for him to lick you?

SwankiVY1: Where did you get the idea that it was okay for him to lick me?

Lickit: I think you have to spend sojme time out of your books

SwankiVY1: You assume I read a lot, don't you?

Lickit: 1 of the best feelings in life is sex.......

Lickit: I aklso assume u haven't had a lot of sex

SwankiVY1: I think the best feeling in life is love.

SwankiVY1: I could take or leave sex, preferably leave it.

Lickit: u gotta a lot to learn.........

SwankiVY1: No, that's just it.

SwankiVY1: People ALWAYS tell me that.

SwankiVY1: It's just not that true.

Lickit: but you're mind is you're own.............

SwankiVY1: People are MISSING things when they allow themselves to be ruled by sex. HAVING sex is okay. Sex having YOU is another matter.

Lickit: sure sure

SwankiVY1: It's true.

Lickit: don't think you should be the one to judge (being a virgin)

SwankiVY1: You assumed I was a virgin?

Lickit: don't defend

Lickit: don't really care

Lickit: gotta go

SwankiVY1: Okay.

Lickit: bye