The icepick is moulting.
Reading comprehension reminds me of the babe.
When you are Chinese, you can watch paint dry.
There are books that make me want to bathe.
You can have my watering can if you really want it.
The stain on my shirt is talking to me.
That computer is emitting moans of pleasure.
A nun just shit on me.
My gum told me yesterday that I'm going to hell.
My cereal box says rocks are stupid.
That mouse has see-through skin, and you can see its guts.
I once built a castle out of shampoo.
Good china turns me on.
You know your life sucks when ducks bite your ass and you enjoy it.
Ladybugs are quite geometric.
Amy is feelin' groovy and her toothpaste is responsible.
Banana sherbert is very cold.
If you used duct tape on your feet it would suck.
Don't eat any aliens!
When does one play 52-card pick-up with one's pet boa constrictor?
It would suck if Eskimoes wor sandals.
Who thought up the sick idea of ear-piercing?!?
Peach cubes are destined to be the square root of my butt.
I am not a Stalwart Republican. I am a Babymantis.
Lister is the Cat's Cloister. It's true! 'Kay, bye.
Gnaw on the remains of Gap-shoppers.
Canteloupe when broccoli.
No, really, it's good, try it. Try it, or I'll damage your face.
String is very mystical when used correctly.
Girls hate it when you wipe your boogers on them.
Pi is inversely proportional to Mel Gibson. Therefore, what is Po?
Lick my Converse. Lick it good, now!
Phydeaux rules roosters!
He is the Holy Flying Sister of Sick!
All toothbrushes are hermaphrodites.
Beef boullion!
You can shoot it out your nose if you try!
Wakko is my stallion. I shall ride him.
Screw the knob off and hide it.
Look it up. I am a sponge.
Lettuce makes me want sex.
Erase all noodles from existence.
Now I'm punchy.
Magna doodle is great fun!
Jello kicks my ass.
Yakko kisses me in my dreams.
Bamboo has great sex appeal.
I have 8 toes.
I'm going to lick your Spanish book.
If you are purple I shall eat custard pie.
May you break out in welts.
Hammers are phallic.
Undress me.