"Do You Wear a Kilt?" Mia wanted to have a magazine called "GNAW," and I decided I was going to be a reporter for it. We came to realize that kilts were a very interesting subject, and we formulated a questionnaire to find out what other people thought about them. I called people over the phone and recorded the conversations. It was hard work, finding people to answer my survey. They all acted like I was being some kind of pain in the ass. Maybe I was. But who cares? I think taking surveys is fun! I wish someone would call me up and ask me what I thought of kilts!!! By clicking here, you can hear me voice my aggravations at the public's unwillingness to cooperate. :P The magazine, at least in a form that is recognizable, was never created. However, the interviews survived, and I have here for you transcripts of three of the interesting ones. Enjoy! Ms. Dean Craig Mrs. Freeman back