My interview with Craig

Craig:  Hello?

"Linda":  Hi, my name's Linda and I'm a reporter from GNAW magazine,

 I'm taking a survey, would you like to participate?

C:  From what magazine?

"L":  GNAW?

C:  Now?

"L":  Mm-hmm.

C:  Sure.  Go 'head.

"L":  Okay.  It's about men who wear kilts.

C:  Mm-hmm.

"L":  Okay.  What do you think of men who wear kilts?

C:  Um...actually, uh, I think kilts are really cool.

"L":Really?

C:  Mm-hmm.

"L":  Okay, next question:  would you wear a kilt?

C:  Y...eah, I would.

"L":  Okay.  Do you think kilts are in any way offensive?

C:  Offensive?  No.

"L":  Okay, um, are you married?

C:  No.

"L":  Do you have a girlfriend?

C:  No.

"L":  Uh, okay.  (Dammit, there goes my question about what your

 girlfriend would say if you wore a kilt.)  

Um...uh, would you...uh, would you wear a kilt in public?

C:  Mm-hmm.

"L":  Have you ever seen a man in person wearing a kilt?

C:  Mm-hmm.

"L":  Was your opinion of him different than it woulda been

 had he not been wearing a kilt?

C:  It caught my eye, and, um, I thought it looked cool, actually.

"L":  Yeah, yeah, that's neat.  Okay.  Has your view 

on men who wear kilts been changed in any way by this conversation?

C:  I'm sorry, what?

"L":  Has your view on men who wear kilts been changed
 in any way by this conversation?

C:  N...o.

"L":  Okay.  Um, thank you.

C:  You're welcome.