My interview with Mrs. Dean

Ms. Dean:  Hello?

"Linda":  Hi, my name's Linda, I'm a reporter for GNAW magazine,
 and I'm taking a survey, would you like to participate?

Ms. D:  You're, uh, with what magazine?

"L":  GNAW.

Ms. D:  What?

"L:"  It's GNAW magazine, it's a local magazine.

Ms. D:  Now?

"L":  (Playing along) Yeah.

Ms. D:  N-O-W?  

"L":  Mm-hmm.  

Ms. D:  Well...I don't have much interesting to tell y'all.

"L":  Aww, I would ask you a question.  It's just a survey.

Ms D:  All right.

"L":  Do you have a couple minutes?

Ms. D:  Uh, yes. (weak laugh)  I guess so.

"L":  Okay, this is a survey about, um, about men who wear kilts.

Ms. D:  Men who wear kilts.

"L":  Yeah.  Still interested?

Ms. D:  Uh...well, you know, that...I'll tell ya, my ancestors wore kilts.

"L:"  Really??

Ms. D:  Uh, yes, they were Scotsmen.

"L":  Wow.  That's interesting.

Ms. D:  Uh huh.

"L":  Okay.  Well, uh--

Ms. D:  Did that help you out?

"L":  Oh, yes!  What I was going to ask is what you thought of men
 who wear kilts, and I guess you think pretty highly of them!

Ms. D:  Well, I think they're some of the best fightin' men in the--on the globe.

"L":  Oh, yeah.

Ms. D:  W--what is your name?

"L":  My name is Linda...?

Ms. D:  Linda who?

"L":  Linda Lee.

Ms. D:  Linda Lee.

"L":  Yeah.

Ms. D:  All right, then, Linda Lee, good luck to ya,
 
I hope you get more interesting information.

"L":  Thank you very much.

Ms. D:  Bye bye.

"L":  Bye.