Conversation with JohnFla

Categories: Elitism

JohnFla: hey

SwankiVY2: Hi.

JohnFla: whatcha up to?

SwankiVY2: catching up on e-mail

JohnFla: you should write to me sometime

SwankiVY2: what's to say?

JohnFla: "hi John"

SwankiVY2: Hi John.

JohnFla: put in in email

SwankiVY2: No.

JohnFla: why not?

SwankiVY2: because, I apparently don't need to.

JohnFla: you wish you were on an email basis with me

SwankiVY2: I do?

JohnFla: yes

SwankiVY2: Why are you telling me I wish that?

JohnFla: because, I just want you to know that you're missing out

SwankiVY2: But that doesn't mean I wish it.

SwankiVY2: What do you think I'm missing out on?

JohnFla: if I have to point it out to you....

SwankiVY2: So, in other words, you're saying I'm "missing out" because I'm not e-mailing you, and that there's all these fabulous benefits to doing so

JohnFla: yes

SwankiVY2: but, yet, you cannot define a single one for me, nor have I come up with any of the benefits myself...

SwankiVY2: ?

JohnFla: you're not insightful enough

SwankiVY2: Yes, you go ahead and believe that

SwankiVY2: And I'll take my unenlightened self and keep e-mailing the people I care to talk to...

SwankiVY2: Have fun...

JohnFla: what about me?

SwankiVY2: about you? Fraid none of this is about you.

JohnFla: don't waste my time, babe - you're too short

SwankiVY2: Hmm, insightful

SwankiVY2: If I remember correctly, you're the one that IMed me...

JohnFla: nope

SwankiVY2: Kind of insinuates that you're the one that wanted to talk to me, doesn't it?

JohnFla: nope

SwankiVY2: All right, well, since talking to me is beneath you at the moment, I'll just go finish doing what I was doing before you interrupted me. Night.

JohnFla: wait

SwankiVY2: I have nothing to wait for.

JohnFla: be nice

SwankiVY2: You didn't IM me and I'm beneath you, so...bye bye now.


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