SwankiVY2: Some head?

Hous: yes

SwankiVY2: What sort of head?

SwankiVY2: I don't know where you can buy urinals or mannequins.

Hous: no will u give me a blow job

SwankiVY2: I'm sorry, I don't use hairdryers . . . and why would you be looking for your hair dried by random strangers in the middle of the night?

SwankiVY2: Hairdryers can damage your hair, you know.

SwankiVY2: you oughtn't use them.

Hous: how's that?

SwankiVY2: How's what?

Hous: how does it ruin your hair

SwankiVY2: If you apply heat to your hair too often, it is liable to dry it out, thus increasing the likelihood of developing a bad case of split ends.

SwankiVY2: Natural drying is a much better method, though it is lengthier and sometimes inconvenient.

Hous: ok

Hous: how about suckingmy dick?

SwankiVY2: What flavor is he?

Hous: vanilla

SwankiVY2: Hm. Do you have chocolate syrup and sprinkles to go with that?

Hous: sure do

SwankiVY2: Could I put it in a blender together? I prefer shakes.

Hous: no way!!

SwankiVY2: Oh. Okay, then no sweet treat for me tonight.

Hous: ok

SwankiVY2: That's okay, junk food isn't good for me anyway.

Hous: how about banana?

SwankiVY2: Sorry. I'm an apple kind of chick.

Hous: how about cherry

SwankiVY2: Sorry, I ate all mine.

Hous: i have some here

SwankiVY2: ::yawn:: You're boring. I already HAD plenty of cherries, you need something new.

Hous: ok, i bet u havent had kiwi

SwankiVY2: Ohhh yes I have.

SwankiVY2: And let me tell you, the green color does NOT make me hungry.

Hous: ok

Hous: hold on asec

Hous: i dont think uve had anything

SwankiVY2: I'm a very fruity kind of girl.

Hous: i can see that

SwankiVY2: Yum.

Hous: i have a protein shake for u

SwankiVY2: Wow, I always need more protein.

SwankiVY2: I'm a vegetarian, you know.

SwankiVY2: Don't eat meat.

Hous: thats ok cuz this isnt meat itsa dairy product

SwankiVY2: And I suppose I'd have to suck it straight from the tap, too.

SwankiVY2: How disgusting.

SwankiVY2: You can spread germs that way, ya know, letting all the chicks suck the dessert straight from the tap.

Hous: u wash first

SwankiVY2: Yeah, I do. But you don't! You're a filthy man, I can smell you from here! WHOO!!! Did anyone ever tell you to BATHE?? Whoo, NASTEEEE!

Hous: thats funny ive taken 3 showers already today

Hous: that must be your rotten kootchie u are smelling

SwankiVY2: Okay, pal, standing under the water doesn't get you clean. You gotta use the soap.

Hous: why are u bein such a bitch

SwankiVY2: Oh no! My kootchie . . . I'd forgotten I left it out, it MUST be rotten by now. Did you know kootchie was an exotic fruit?

SwankiVY2: Um . . . you're asking me why I'm being a bitch to a guy who randomly came out of nowhere and requested fellatio?

Hous: well?

SwankiVY2: Okay, rule #1 of cyber-etiquette: If you come out of nowhere and request a PERSONAL act from a young lady you do NOT know, you have NO right whatsoever to expect a positive reaction.

SwankiVY2: Rule #2: solicitation of sex and making sexual comments are against AOL policy; you're breaking the "law" here, fella.

Hous: cyberetiquette?

SwankiVY2: Yes, cyber etiquette. As in, the rules that dictate behavior on here.

Hous: lol u spend toom uch time on here

Hous: there's a world outside of your computer

SwankiVY2: That's not your business . . . and I know very well that there is an outside world . . . your judgments have no basis whatsoever . . . HOWEVER. . . .

Hous: i sw your picture

SwankiVY2: I don't care what you saw.

Hous: nice pic

SwankiVY2: And is my picture the reason you want me to suck on your penis?

Hous: no

Hous: i saw your pic after i asked u taht

SwankiVY2: Then why the sudden rude request?

Hous: im just messin with people getting there reactions

Hous: then showingm y friend what they say

Hous: he's gettina kick out of it

SwankiVY2: I doubt that's your whole reasoning . . . but you should probably know that you're going to get in big trouble if you do that to the wrong person

Hous: big trouble eh?

SwankiVY2: You also seemed personally annoyed when I was a "bitch" to you, so I doubt it's all just for kicks.

Hous: what kind of truble?

SwankiVY2: Well . . . it probably doesn't scare you or anything, but soliciting sex or making sexual comments is TOSable. If you do it to a bunch of people in one night and they're all offended, bye bye account.

SwankiVY2: Not that that really deters many people since they usually do it either on stolen accounts or claim that they didn't do it and get the account back immediately.

Hous: not if ur on a guide account

Hous: u r quite the expert how long have u had aol

SwankiVY2: I should be an expert; I work here.

Hous: really so do i

SwankiVY2: Oh? Where?

Hous: i would think though if u worked for aol u'd have more skills at puttin together web pages

SwankiVY2: I *do* work for AOL, not with Web pages; and my Web page is quite fine as it is.

Hous: its put together like a 2 year old did it

SwankiVY2: ::sigh:: you can try to insult me if you like, but I know that pages are a matter of personal taste, and that I and the people who are my style like my page.

SwankiVY2: I'm not interested in tailoring it to your interest.

Hous: well im gettin tired of u now

Hous: bye

SwankiVY2: Oh no. I'm so sad.

SwankiVY2: You have a nice night, now.

Hous: i nkow u are but u'll make it through the nite

SwankiVY2: I have already, silly, it's morning!

SwankiVY2: ::laughs::