My Record of Work: The Annoying, the Interesting, and the Just Plain Weird--The Year 2001.

1/31/01

Our customer service chick got a call today from a guy asking if we had books on how to masturbate.

1/30/01

I am sick of people stealing my pens so today I bought two pens and labeled them with warning signs saying that they were my pens, that thou shalt NOT steal them, and that violators would be HEXED.

1/29/01

Today some lady talked me into giving her my Harry Potter button. :) I had a bunch more at home just like it. I just thought it was kinda funny that she wanted my button.

1/19/01

Not that this guy was out of line or anything (I believe he was foreign), but someone asked me if "the big ones" were quarters today. Also, some lady came in wanting to show off some art, and asked to see my manager. I called a manager to the front, and when she saw him and how young he is, she said with some surprise, "You are the manager? You do not have a big manager?" Hehe. I'm going to call him "little manager" now.

1/13/01

Today a guy informed me that his name used to be Julie when he was a "female dancer." That was odd. When I asked him if he wanted a bag, he said, "No, no thanks, I already married one and it didn't work out." Ohhhkay.