SwankiVY2: Um, not much.

UFxxx: so what are you doing later

SwankiVY2: Later? Uh, basically, I was planning on finishing up my e-mail and then watching some Anime.

UFxxx: so can i call you later

SwankiVY2: Why would I want you to call me later? I don't even know you. Are you that desperate?

SwankiVY2: (Unless, of course, you're someone I know under a different name; if that's the case, I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me.)

UFxxx: No, its just that I am very cute and I would hate to waste it

SwankiVY2: You can take your cuteness, go right to the mirror, and stare for a while, since you're the only one of us who cares.

SwankiVY2: *I* do not choose my chatting partners on basis of looks, thank you very much. I have a brain.

UFxxx: Yeah, but I want your body, so it doesn't matter

SwankiVY2: Poor, pathetic jerk.

UFxxx: fuck off

SwankiVY2: Listen, you are probably drunk right now, or just unbelievably horny, so why don't you sober up or wank off, or do *something* to clear your head?

SwankiVY2: I'm not sure I understand this "fuck off." That is obviously something that you would rather do than I.