Subj: member profile
From: Red
To: SwankiVY2

why did u add a bra size question if you are offended by the idea of others being concerned with your bra size?

[My response:]

Subj: Re: member profile
From: SwankiVY2 To: Red

I'm not offended by the idea of others being concerned with my bra size. It's simply something I've come to expect by now from guys who might be looking me up because I'm a "single female," and it's sort of my way of saying, "don't even think about asking me that." Some people take it as a playful way of inviting conversation about my bra size, which is unfortunate, though I have been known to be very amusing if asked a question about that.

Now, how did you come upon my profile, may I ask?

[And now, as you see, he decides to answer the question his own way, and insist that the answer he thought up is actually my answer.]

Subj: Re: member profile
From: Red
To: SwankiVY2

i think you really want to tlak about your bra size but you just make up this big thing about not wanting to just so you can eventually come to talk about it.

[Ooh, it's reverse psychology! Because actually I was really really hoping to get the chance to talk about my boobs on the Internet while pretending to be offended at the thought!]

Subj: Re: member profile
From: SwankiVY2
To: Red

Um...if you had already decided what you thought my inclusion of "bra size: none of your business" in my profile meant, then why did you ask me about it? Don't try to tell me you think I'm playing games when I'm telling you *very clearly right this moment* that I do *not* want to play games. I am telling you, 100% honestly and without any intention to mean something other than I'm saying, that I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BRA SIZE, and would be most grateful if you'd drop the subject.

[He did. I'm sure he'd been hoping for coy denial and flirting. No such luck.]