N s J o S h: Click here n then type enter

SwankiVY2: no thanks

N s J o S h: y its a message that comes to me n says i rule

SwankiVY2: No, it's something that says u kik ass b/c u rule, and I don't think you particularly need to trick me into saying it

N s J o S h: ok sry

SwankiVY2: silly.

N s J o S h: liek yur face!!

SwankiVY2: Sure thing.

N s J o S h: ugly broad

SwankiVY2: Uh huh.

N s J o S h: ya dumb shit hole

SwankiVY2: The only reason I'm not blocking you now is 'cause your attempted insults are amusing.

SwankiVY2: Keep 'em comin'.

N s J o S h: like u

SwankiVY2: What's next, a "yo momma" comment?

N s J o S h: swanki? wtf is that?

SwankiVY2: My sister's cat, that's been dead for about ten years, could heckle better than you.

N s J o S h: not really....but of course u wud kno about how yur sistaz cat heckle's

SwankiVY2: Okay, you're the one who was desperate enough to IM me and try to sucker a fake compliment out of me.

N s J o S h: nah yur just 2 embarrassed to tell the truth

SwankiVY2: Uh, do you even know what heckle means?

N s J o S h: u kno wut im gunna have u sued yur over 18 and yur harrassing me! yur screwed bitch!

SwankiVY2: Do you really think that idle threat scares me?

N s J o S h: yep cuz its true

N s J o S h: harrasing whore faced bitch

SwankiVY2: I'm so sure you're going to get a LAWYER to step in and try to punish me because you couldn't take it when I wouldn't fall for your ridiculous trick.

N s J o S h: yep

N s J o S h: cuz i ain poor as dirt like u

SwankiVY2: And then I'm going to be in trouble when YOU started IMing me with half-assed insults and third-grade curse words.

N s J o S h: cuz u started it

SwankiVY2: Sure I did.

SwankiVY2: Aww, that's cute.

SwankiVY2: Poor kid's getting all angry now and threatening to SUE me for something silly.

SwankiVY2: Listen, kidlet, if you don't want me to mess with you when you mess with me, DON'T IM me. Got it?

N s J o S h: go get laid...o wait i forgot puberty didn't kick in for u n yur too god damn ugly not even a fuckin homeless person wud FUCK u

SwankiVY2: You're not immune to being reproached just because you are a child, I am not scared of your threats or offended by your mild curse words, and there is nothing against the law about pissing off a brat.

N s J o S h: brat?

SwankiVY2: Yup.

N s J o S h: yur just a 2 cent scumbag

SwankiVY2: Ahh, 2 cents.

SwankiVY2: Very cute.

SwankiVY2: This is amusing, keep going.

N s J o S h: well don't worry yur not goin 2 have ne brats running around yur house cuz u'll never get ne1 to impregnate u

SwankiVY2: You were saying, go on...I'm ugly, can't get laid, ugly again, haven't hit puberty, oh, and ugly again.

N s J o S h: ya filthy dirty discusting brutal skanky bottom feeding trashbag hoe

SwankiVY2: If you're going to insult me, could you at least learn to spell "disgusting" and be consistent with whether you call me "ho" or "hoe"? I believe that last is a garden implement.

N s J o S h: i believe not dumbass

SwankiVY2: ::shrug:: It's up to you to look it up, I already know I'm right.

N s J o S h: ::shrug:: wf duz that mean stupid shit?

N s J o S h: wtf**

SwankiVY2: Is it impossible for you to talk without adding curse words? Or do you just think it makes you sound cool and tough?

SwankiVY2: Do you not know what a shrug is?

N s J o S h: its impossible

N s J o S h: dip weed

N s J o S h: yea when u move yur shoulders in a upward motion

N s J o S h: did u learn that in college?

SwankiVY2: Oh, now that's good...I don't have to tell you to get the dictionary after all.

SwankiVY2: Though perhaps for further conversation with me you will need one.

N s J o S h: not really....cuz u don even have a college edu.

SwankiVY2: ::wonders what this degree is doing in her house if that's the case::

SwankiVY2: ::wonders what those four years listening to teachers drone was about in that case::

N s J o S h: it's called stop being a garbage picker

N s J o S h: it's called 1-2 grade cuz yur so stupid u failed each 2 times

SwankiVY2: Garbage picker? Where are you getting these insults, and why do you keep recycling them since they weren't funny the first time?

SwankiVY2: Actually I taught first grade

N s J o S h: ha!

SwankiVY2: And fourth grade too.

N s J o S h: cuz u failed it so many times u finally got them right

SwankiVY2: And that would make me able to teach them because...

SwankiVY2: come on now, if you're going to insult me, think up something good, or funny, or justified.

N s J o S h: because u learned them over n over again

SwankiVY2: Don't just spew crap, and then run out of crap to spew and spew the same crap again.

N s J o S h: spew? wow gettin big words now rn't we?

SwankiVY2: That word is not very big.

N s J o S h: bye bye jackanus

SwankiVY2: Ahh, jackANUS...how original. Have a great day!