Conversation with Nails

Categories: Homophobia * Lookism * Racism * Sexism

[I still have no idea what this guy had against me or why this IM came out of nowhere to insult me, but obviously we both had a good time. . . . ]

Nails: fuck you nigger

SwankiVY2: Hmm, okay

Nails: YOUR DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

Nails: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID

Nails: -DEAD-

Nails: WHATS YOUR ADDRESS?!

SwankiVY2: My dead motherfucker? I wasn't aware I had a motherfucker in the first place, and now he's dead!

Nails: you dont make sense you stupid bitch

Nails: i'm going to beat the shit out of you YOU COCKSUCKER YOUR DEAD

SwankiVY2: You don't either, when you don't use the correct forms of "you're" and "your" in the correct places.

SwankiVY2: Wow, now "your" dead. You need a grammar lesson!

SwankiVY2: What you want there is "you're."

Nails: lmfao holy shit your gay

SwankiVY2: "You're dead," meant as a threat of course, since obviously if you're typing to me I'm not dead.

SwankiVY2: Oh, now it's my gay! You don't get that "your" is possessive?

Nails: hahaha listen you dorky fucking melvin

Nails: i know spelling is your only asset

Nails: you ugly whore

Nails: but i don't give a FUCK

Nails: OK U R GAY LKOL

SwankiVY2: Uh-huh. Gay as a rainbow parade. Apparently this is supposed to be an insult?

SwankiVY2: And apparently I'm also supposed to feel threatened by being called nigger, motherfucker, cocksucker, and whore.

Nails: no your gay as in you muff dice you dyke bitch

SwankiVY2: I understand what you're saying. But I don't particularly think calling me homosexual is an insult.

Nails: YEAH WELL I THINK IT IS HOW ABOUT THAT BITCH?!

SwankiVY2: Especially since obviously you're just trying to make me angry, and it's equally obvious that you don't know how to do it.

Nails: im a better speller than you

Nails: get back in the kitchen and make my dinner bitch

SwankiVY2: No need to stop lying now, is there?

SwankiVY2: So. Do you have something you want to say to me, or shall I go give my attention to things and people what deserve it?

Nails: yes i do have something to say

Nails: your a fucking faggot and im going to kill you, nigger

SwankiVY2: Ahh, that.

Nails: I HAVE A JOKE

Nails: WHAT IS BLACK ORANGE AND VERY PRETTY?

SwankiVY2: Well, I guess I'll just end this conversation now, then. Um . . . hopefully this is appropriate for your understanding: "Your mom."


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Comments from others:

Mikey: Nails: well it is obvious that this little guy has an inferiority complex perhaps for all those years in the prison system he was passed around like a free pack of cigarettes. And I don't think changing his name from Cup cake to Nails did anything for him he should be proud his fellow inmates were nice enough to reward him with a name for all the long nights of service. I do however hope that someday someone finds this guy and gives him the biggest crotch kick of his life.
And perhaps even use him as a poster boy for a condom saying on it "Don't let this happen to you wrap that rascal." What a dick!!!!!!!!


reeny: "My dead motherfucker? I wasn't aware I had a motherfucker in the first place, and now he's dead!"


Taylor: I sincerely hope he doesn't breed. It's truly amazing to see how ignorant people can be, and it's even more amazing that it still happens no matter how much others try to educate them against it.


Natalie Kirk: What a delightful gentleman.


Wolfgang: How can you miss your own motherfucker's funeral? YOU MONSTER!


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