ITLEY: hello there how are you

SwankiVY2: Not too bad, you?

ITLEY: thinking of you and wishing i was near you like i was before

SwankiVY2: eh?

ITLEY: I am from gainesville

ITLEY: but this is my friends comp

SwankiVY2: Yes, and? Have we met?

ITLEY: i do not believe so but what if

SwankiVY2: If we haven't, then why do you say "thinking of you and wishing..." et cetera?

ITLEY: cause i was baby

SwankiVY2: Listen...if you don't know me, you can't be thinking of me, nor do you have permission to call me baby. If you'd like to talk, start making sense.

SwankiVY2: I'm fine to talk to people if I don't know them...

ITLEY: damn ok i am sorry ok i was just striking conversation

SwankiVY2: dude, that's fine if you want to start a conversation, it's fine by me. But don't try to charm me right off. You gotta appeal to a girl's interests.

ITLEY: oh but u dont know me

ITLEY: i am a charmer

ITLEY: that is just how i am

ITLEY: i like to tell people what they want to hear

ITLEY: if you dont like it i am sorry

SwankiVY2: No, I don't think I do. So?

ITLEY: i was being nice

ITLEY: so fuck it ok

SwankiVY2: Charming does not and will not work on me. If you charm girls all the time, do you think it makes me feel special?

SwankiVY2: I mean...if you want to talk to a girl...talk TO them, not throw romantic words.

ITLEY: so i am sorry if no one else is nice to your ass but fuck it i will not fucking bother u again ok

SwankiVY2: Plenty of people are nice to me. You're not being nice, you're trying to trick me into liking you with sweet words before I know who you are.

SwankiVY2: And I'm not saying you're bothering me.

SwankiVY2: I'm saying that since you contacted ME, we should have a real conversation.

SwankiVY2: Or you can go work your fake magic on some other virtual broad.

ITLEY: u r fucking strange i was just saying something to you and you took it all out of context do you have a pic cause if you do i want to compare that mother fucker with satan

SwankiVY2: Yes, I have pictures. But I'm not telling you where to find them because you're being awfully rude to me.

ITLEY: fine bye

SwankiVY2: The same mouth that can be full of "charm" can use the word "fuck" so liberally?

SwankiVY2: I'm not shocked by dirty language, you know.

ITLEY: u seemed so nice then u became so liberal what the hell

SwankiVY2: I AM nice.

SwankiVY2: But I don't appreciate you trying to trick me.

SwankiVY2: What do you REALLY have to say? Without trying to charm me?

ITLEY: yeah u sure seemed to have fooled the hell out of me

SwankiVY2: Like, if you already assumed that I would talk to you?

SwankiVY2: Will you stop that? I'm not attacking you.

ITLEY: i was not trying to charm you

SwankiVY2: You said you were. "ITLEY: i am a charmer"

SwankiVY2: So were you trying to charm me, or were you lying then?

ITLEY: but i was not trying to start a conv. like this but just to meerly say hey i am just kidding if i get out of hand DAMN

SwankiVY2: I understand. Do you want to start a real conversation? If so, how?

ITLEY: i got booted lol

SwankiVY2: Well...I've got to go to bed.

ITLEY: hey wait ok

SwankiVY2: What?

ITLEY: i want to talk to you just for a min i want to at least send you my pic ok

SwankiVY2: Only briefly. I have an early class tomorrow and there is a raging freak of a storm outside that might cut off my power.

SwankiVY2: Why do you want to send me a picture?

ITLEY: so u know who u r talking to and so u feel bad for talking to me like the way you did LOL

SwankiVY2: Excuse me, but #1, seeing your picture doesn't tell me anything about YOU, and #2, why would I feel bad about talking to someone just over what they looked like?

SwankiVY2: I mean, it's not like I'm shallow enough to think, "Oh, jeez, he's cute. I shouldn't have been such a bitch."

ITLEY: u have got to be the biggest bitch i have ever known even my mom wasnt this bad LOL

SwankiVY2: *shrug* I'm not a bitch. I'm not saying anything mean. Actually, the things I'm saying have quite a lot of truth in them.

SwankiVY2: Like...why am I a bitch for believing that I shouldn't think differently of someone based on looks?

ITLEY: i see this

SwankiVY2: I mean, you could be the cutest guy on the planet, and if you're a jerk, I sitll don't want to know you.

SwankiVY2: Besides, how do you know I'm not a model?

ITLEY: y should you think and base me on what i said just because i said i was a charmer

SwankiVY2: Would that make you think differently of ME?

SwankiVY2: Because you admitted openly that you were a charmer. Charmers often say things they don't mean to get girls' hearts to disobey their minds.

ITLEY: u are probably fine as hell and you think your shit dont stink hell i don t know

SwankiVY2: I don't think that's what you were doing, by the way...

SwankiVY2: Listen. It doesn't matter what the hell I look like.

ITLEY: i was fucking saying something like i am ever going to see you damn

ITLEY: what so you dont look good lol

SwankiVY2: Apparently you had some hope of doing so, since you had to mention that you were in my city.

SwankiVY2: What does it matter if I look "good"?

SwankiVY2: You'll still think I'm a bitch.

ITLEY: what city i am in Wilmington NC my friend is from gainesville and we came across you and u were bitching lol

SwankiVY2: "ITLEY: I am from gainesville but this is my friends comp"

SwankiVY2: did we switch?

ITLEY: no my friend Brian is from g. and I am here and he wanted to look up friends and we came acrosss you the devil herself LOL

ITLEY: y are u so mean lol

SwankiVY2: I'm not the devil. I haven't said anything mean to you at all. Apparently you just don't like seeing the truth.

SwankiVY2: I already told you I'm more than willing to disregard the fact that you tried to charm me. But you still won't start a real conversation.

SwankiVY2: And I have to go to bed, so this isn't the time anymore.

ITLEY: i would like to see what you look like cause i have this pre-concieved notion that you think you are too good for us LOL

ITLEY: i would like to start a reall conv. but i dont want to talk to someone who think s they are better than me

SwankiVY2: I don't think I'm "too good" for anyone. I've invited you to begin conversation with me on numerous occasions.

SwankiVY2: However, you still refuse to do so...and I still can't figure out why.

SwankiVY2: My picture has nothing to do with anything, but there are plenty of them online.

SwankiVY2: So why have you assumed I think I'm better than you?

ITLEY: because i am the nicest guy in the world but i am a asshole to you and i dont like that i have to play you out to figure you out

ITLEY: hold on ok

SwankiVY2: I don't think you're an asshole. I just don't think "being charming" is an appropriate way to start a conversation.

SwankiVY2: :;holding::

SwankiVY2: Hey, both of you...I do have to go to bed. If you want me to "hold on" any longer you'll have to contact me another time.

ITLEY: hey

ITLEY: did you get it

SwankiVY2: what?

SwankiVY2: Yes, I got it.

ITLEY: that is me Joe

SwankiVY2: That's nice.

SwankiVY2: *shrug*

SwankiVY2: Why'd you send me a picture?

ITLEY: u r a bitch LOL i fucking love it lol

SwankiVY2: I'm not a bitch.

SwankiVY2: I'm a little aggravated right now, though.

SwankiVY2: Because I want to go to bed...

ITLEY: ahahah oh yeah u r and why is that

SwankiVY2: Define bitch.

ITLEY: fine go to bed i will talk to u later if you want

SwankiVY2: If you'd like to start a real conversation later, it is fine by me if you contact me again.

ITLEY: ummmmmmm Swankivy2 need i say anymore lol

SwankiVY2: That's not a definition. That is only an example, and not a very good one

ITLEY: yes it was lol

ITLEY: the greatest example lol

SwankiVY2: No...giving an example of something is not how you define it.

ITLEY: i think it was the best one ever

SwankiVY2: If someone asked you what a chair was, and you pointed to a chair and said "that's a chair," do you think that is a definition of chair?

ITLEY: only if it had four legs lol

SwankiVY2: So all chairs have four legs?

SwankiVY2: What about chairs that don't have ANY legs? Aren't they still chairs?

ITLEY: no they are not they are called stools, benches , and props lol

SwankiVY2: Easy chairs don't really have legs.

SwankiVY2: But they're still chairs.

SwankiVY2: Then there's the chair I'm stitting in. It just has one leg in the middle.

SwankiVY2: I think it's still a chair.

ITLEY: well oh my u r hard huh

SwankiVY2: Not really. I'm just trying to show you that giving an example of something doesn't define it.

ITLEY: i bet i does have one leg in the middle sounds like ;you need to sit in it more often

SwankiVY2: If you want to tell me what a bitch is, you have to tell me things that ALL bitches have and things bitches do not have, et cetera.

SwankiVY2: I don't think you can, 'cause bitch isn't a universal term.

SwankiVY2: Unfortunately, you just want to insult me, it looks like. Why did you have to say that?

ITLEY: ok u have an attitude , u dont listen to reason

ITLEY: hold on ok i have more

ITLEY: u cant be proven wrong

SwankiVY2: I can.

ITLEY: i am trying to be nice

SwankiVY2: But you're not proving me wrong.

SwankiVY2: Just because you're not proving me wrong doesn't mean I can't be proven wrong.

SwankiVY2: If you're trying to be nice, Joe, why did you insult me with that comment about the one-legged chair?

SwankiVY2: It sounds like you think I need to get laid more often, or something to that effect.

SwankiVY2: Why?

ITLEY: Fuck it i want to see what you look like right now if now then fine bye ok so either send it or bye ok

ITLEY: well at least you caught on lol

SwankiVY2: I'm not sending anything, but I've told you at least twice now that my pictures are available on the internet. I don't send them out.

ITLEY: not for no bullshit i aint paying for them lol

ITLEY: i dont need too pay for nothing

SwankiVY2: Excuse me. Why did you assume you had to pay?

ITLEY: and u got onto me for being a charmer and you are a bullshitter which in most cases is the same thing lol

SwankiVY2: Did you think I was insinuating my pictures were at a porno site?

ITLEY: yes where else lol

SwankiVY2: Why the HELL would I have pictures on a porno site when I just finished talking to you all about how appearances don't matter?

SwankiVY2: where else?

SwankiVY2: How about my WEBSITE, asshole?

SwankiVY2: Sound like a logical place for a picture?

ITLEY: damn why do i have to be an asshole lol

ITLEY: i am not lol

SwankiVY2: Because you're acting like one.

SwankiVY2: You're squeezing shit out at an enormous rate.

ITLEY: really i am not

SwankiVY2: Now why would I ask you to go to a porno site?

ITLEY: hell i dont know just like you thought i was trying to charm you out of something damn

ITLEY: fuck it i just wanted to see if u looked as good as you sound lol

SwankiVY2: If you want my picture, you have to go to my site. Otherwise, you realize it's no loss to me, since you're the one who wants it so badly.

ITLEY: i can care less baby

ITLEY: but i woould like to see it just because`

SwankiVY2: Then why do you keep asking for pictures?

SwankiVY2: You keep saying I don't get the privilege of talking to you if I don't show you what I look like. What do you think that tells me?

SwankiVY2: "hey, bitch, if you don't gimme a pic, fuck you."

ITLEY: see u are crazy

SwankiVY2: How am I crazy, and when did you become a psychiatrist?

ITLEY: u see shit differently

SwankiVY2: Yes, I most certainly do!

SwankiVY2: Does that make me crazy?

ITLEY: yes it does lol

SwankiVY2: I think that's a very close-minded view of different-thinking people.

SwankiVY2: Do you realize nothing would change if everyone was what society deems "reasonable"?

SwankiVY2: Thus, all progress depends on the unreasonable man?

ITLEY: i am completely sane and you are not

SwankiVY2: *shrug* I could say the same for you, with about the same amount of believability.

SwankiVY2: Do you think I give a shit that you're saying I'm crazy? All you're saying is that I don't agree with you, so I must be crazy.

SwankiVY2: "You don't think like I do. You're nuts."

ITLEY: no i am not nuts i am a very deep sighted individual but you have taken it to a differnent level and want to look at everything in a manner that makes no sense lol

SwankiVY2: It makes sense if you are willing to look at anything. For one...isolate ONE thing I've said that makes no sense, and explain why it makes no sense.

SwankiVY2: If you can prove that I make no sense, I'll agree with you. But I don't think you can prove it, since I make perfect sense to me and have never had any obvious sanity problems.

ITLEY: oh hell i would never be able to prove you wrong even if i told you to say something that was wrong LOL

SwankiVY2: Why do you think that...and are you actually laughing out loud every time you speak a sentence? If you did that in person, I'd have to ponder which one of us was crazy.

ITLEY: oh fuck you are a freak lol i can not believe people think like you do but if it happenes then that explains it lol

SwankiVY2: You can't deny that there's some truth in my statements. What's crazy about them?

SwankiVY2: They just...seem strange to you?

SwankiVY2: How does that make me crazy?

ITLEY: ok you are not crazy just a different view

SwankiVY2: Thank you. And that is very true.

ITLEY: or outlook

SwankiVY2: I'm a "different" kind of person; yes, with a different outlook.

ITLEY: well i am too so maybe we have to get on the same page lol

SwankiVY2: I don't think that makes me superior or inferior.

ITLEY: but u r bold

SwankiVY2: You've made some heavy accusations yourself.

ITLEY: and want to be dominant

ITLEY: hell you pissed me off

SwankiVY2: Not necessarily. But I do find myself taking hold of the conversation.

ITLEY: just as i did u

SwankiVY2: No, you didn't really piss me off. It doesn't make me angry to have discussions.

ITLEY: well at least you wanted to and i didnt bulge and u got mad

SwankiVY2: When did I get mad?

ITLEY: or aggressive

SwankiVY2: Yes, aggressive. Aggression and anger are not the same thing.

ITLEY: oh hell here we go again lol

SwankiVY2: Well, they're not.

SwankiVY2: Just because I "fought back" does not mean that I was angry with you.

SwankiVY2: Personally, I'd rather have this discussion with a hundred boys than cybersex with any of them.

ITLEY: no but u almost ruined our friendship to be

SwankiVY2: I don't think that's true.

ITLEY: BOYS !!!!!!!!!

SwankiVY2: I, after all, was the one inviting you to keep talking.

ITLEY: fine ok bye then

SwankiVY2: I'm going to sleep. I bet you can figure out how to get to my pictures if you really try. It doesn't cost anything. :P

ITLEY: no i am not going to figure out shit if you want to send them then do it if not then fuck it

ITLEY: lol

SwankiVY2: I told you I'm not sending anything. The thing is, the address is in my profile, which you must have at least come across when you found me.

SwankiVY2: So it only makes sense that the pictures would be on my website, right?

SwankiVY2: If you want to see them, you can. If not, I'm not offering anything else. All right?

ITLEY: ok

ITLEY: bye swe..... i mean person lol

SwankiVY2: Goodnight, Joe.

ITLEY: u to