Byron: are u in gainesville?

SwankiVY2: Yup.

Byron: what are u doing awake? u got a pic onhere?

SwankiVY2: I'm always awake at night. And hey now, why're you askin' for my picture already?

Byron: why not

SwankiVY2: Because, I think that's really tacky.

SwankiVY2: It means you care about what I look like before you care what I'm like.

Byron: OOOOh

Byron: ok

SwankiVY2: So, are you one of those guys that won't talk to me unless I give you a picture and prove I'm cute? Or are you the nice kind with a brain?

Byron: welll i am very nice and i am considered a brain...

SwankiVY2: Great. :)

Byron: not to brag but i am considered good looking too so whateeever

SwankiVY2: I'm very nice too.

SwankiVY2: And I wouldn't care if you were good looking.

Byron: so what part of town are u in?

SwankiVY2: Um, student ghetto.

Byron: do u party?

SwankiVY2: Um, define party.

SwankiVY2: actually, scratch that; probably not what you're thinking of.

Byron: party=have fun!

SwankiVY2: I have fun all the time.

SwankiVY2: But I have never, ever referred to writing a novel, reading, chatting, or making websites as "partying."

SwankiVY2: So it's not the same thing.

Byron: ok...well sounds like u can talk the talk but u can t walk the walk

SwankiVY2: Sounds like I can talk WHAT talk? And what walk are you thinking I'm trying to walk?

Byron: NOTHING>..

SwankiVY2: Goodness, you're the one who said it. if you want to tell me something and I didn't receive the message, it means you need to say it again, or clarify.

SwankiVY2: Otherwise, you sound like you're talking nonsense.

Byron: oooook....

SwankiVY2: Seriously.

SwankiVY2: I mean, I didn't understand what you said, so if you want me to understand it, you'll have to say it differently.

Byron: ok...here it goes

Byron: i am very attractive (at least i think so...i'm probably just b'sing...and i'm also very well endowd...FUN too..) if u are interestted im me..ASAP

SwankiVY2: Give me one reason why I should care AT ALL about any aspect of your physical body? We're *talking*.

Byron: nevermind

SwankiVY2: I'm not interested in "hooking up" if that's what you're trying to do by trying to tempt me with your looks.

SwankiVY2: Guys bragging about their looks but giving me no intellectually interesting aspects of themselves totally turns me off.

Byron: Ok..see ya then

SwankiVY2: Uh . . . I don't think either of us is going to be seeing anything. I think what you're looking for is "bye" or "have a nice life."