baseIine: u have a pic?

SwankiVY2: not for someone who comes out of the blue and asks for it before my name.

baseIine: what's your name

SwankiVY2: This isn't going to be worth my time, is it.

baseIine: what do u mean

SwankiVY2: Well, when you ask me my name, and I tell you my name, then the next question is "NOW can I see ur pic?" right?

baseIine: what's the big deal about your pic?

SwankiVY2: nothing. I am just annoyed that you, a person I don't know, came to me in IMs out of nowhere and asked for it for no apparent reason.

SwankiVY2: It makes me think all you care about is getting a look at me before you decide if I'm gonna be okay to talk to.

baseIine: want to see what u look like

SwankiVY2: See, there you go.

baseIine: lol

baseIine: want to see who i am talking to

SwankiVY2: Heard it all before, man...many times...I don't trust it when a guy just runs up to me and asks for a picture without even the attempt to talk to me as a person first.

baseIine: i only talk to hot girls

SwankiVY2: Well, then this hot girl isn't talking to you.

SwankiVY2: What I look like shouldn't have anything to do with you talking to me, so you've pissed me off.

SwankiVY2: Night night now.

[I blocked his name. He switched to a different screenname and started trying to make me sorry.]

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Lotsen: BiaTCh~!

SwankiVY2: eh?

Lotsen: go ta bed PuSSY

SwankiVY2: Whyfor?

Lotsen: yo usaid yo uwaz goin ta sleep

SwankiVY2: I plan to.

Lotsen: sleep iz for PuSSYz

SwankiVY2: Everyone sleeps. Just at different times.

Lotsen: not me

SwankiVY2: I personally think sticky caps are for "PuSSYz," but that is just my opinion.

Lotsen: Im up 24 hourz a day

SwankiVY2: Ahh, a liar and a charmer, are we.

Lotsen: sticky caps?

Lotsen: Im dead seriouse

SwankiVY2: with an e.

Lotsen: I smoke weed and itz lieik sleepin

Lotsen: when i mawake

SwankiVY2: I really don't think so.

SwankiVY2: I see you're a real winner here pal.

Lotsen: im gonna start smokin it with PCP

Lotsen: itz tha SHiT

Lotsen: and im gona start drinkin every day when i turn 21

SwankiVY2: I hope you have lots of fun.

Lotsen: i wont ever sleep again

Lotsen: rexcord my onlien time and see i never sleep

Lotsen: i wil lstay online 24 hourz with out goin ta sleep and prove it

SwankiVY2: I somehow doubt that seeing you are online 24 hours means you are awake 24 hours. I don't care to see you try to prove it, because I will not notice.

Lotsen: YeAh, you cant handle it.

Lotsen: Your human.

Lotsen: I have blue skin and a tail.

Lotsen: im not lying either

Lotsen: i seriously do

SwankiVY2: Um, listen here, honey, you're just going to have to accept that your silliness is not shocking me or making me wonder. It's just making you look like a stoned jerk, and I really am not in the mood.

Lotsen: i mostly dont sleep anymore cauze im gonna kill people when i get a gun untill i get finished off in jizail

Lotsen: weed just helps me stay up eazier

SwankiVY2: That's real cute.

Lotsen: what tha fuck iz it with your PINK TEXT

Lotsen: ARE YOU GAY?

SwankiVY2: I like pink.

SwankiVY2: Gay? Girls who like pink are gay?

Lotsen: ARE YOU A girl?

SwankiVY2: And if I was, who cares?

Lotsen: I do

Lotsen: well fuck

Lotsen: I dont

Lotsen: I liek queerz

SwankiVY2: good for you.

Lotsen: Im gonna have hot anal sex when i get put in JAIL

Lotsen: well maybe not

SwankiVY2: Sounds like you're looking forward to it.

Lotsen: i kin fight

Lotsen: only if i get raped

Lotsen: i will

Lotsen: eh yo! how UGLY are U

Lotsen: I bet yo uweigh alot

SwankiVY2: Hah.

SwankiVY2: So, it's the trick I've only heard about ten THOUSAND times before: "I bet you're fat and ugly. Now you have to send me a picture or else I'll *know* you're fat and ugly."

SwankiVY2: go ahead and write me off as fat and ugly, bitch, then maybe you'll leave me alone.

Lotsen: NAW it aint even liek that

SwankiVY2: I'm so sure it isn't.

Lotsen: dont talk too me any more i dont like ta budt and bang ona girl with my gun if shez just an UGLY BISH id rather let her live

Lotsen: lataz

Lotsen: 99 % of girlz online = UGLY

Lotsen: i already you tore up

Lotsen: lol

Lotsen: lataz

SwankiVY2: 99% of girls online are ugly...that's what you believe because you assume every one of them that won't give you a picture must be a hound dog.

Lotsen: only girlz online who oudlent give me there picture are onz in tha lesbian room and if i want one i uzually just ask

Lotsen: it aint even like that though

Lotsen: I dont like GIRLZ

Lotsen: I either kill or rape them

Lotsen: uzually both

Lotsen: :_)

SwankiVY2: Sounds like you're a close-minded, assuming jackass...have a good night, dear, and keep trying your best to shock people. I'm not falling for it.