Conversation with UFjason

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

UFjason: whatup where you go out in gville

SwankiVY2: Oh, I never leave the house because I'm a nasty-looking dog and I don't want anyone to see me, sorry. I'm confined to a dark room so I don't frighten children and old people.

UFjason: oh yea,

UFjason: that funny

SwankiVY2: Oh, you laugh, but it's true! My meals are delivered to me by robot, and I have a bathroom right in my bedroom so I *never* have to leave.

UFjason: yea, thts funny as fuc

SwankiVY2: Oh, I wouldn't know, I never get any "fuc" because I am so hideous that no man would ever touch me.

UFjason: oh yea

UFjason: how ugly are you

SwankiVY2: So ugly your eyes would burn and your penis might melt.

UFjason: no shit

SwankiVY2: No, no shit, I'm sorry. I flushed. You can wait for my next one, though, and I'll mail it to you if you give me your address.

UFjason: alright

UFjason: ill give it to you later

SwankiVY2: Though I can't imagine why you would desire a sample of my stool.

SwankiVY2: Perhaps you'd like my genetic structure analyzed so that my ugly gene can be identified and eliminated from the future gene pool before it is too late?

SwankiVY2: Or maybe you're just one of those strange fecalphiliac people?

UFjason: dayum your buck

UFjason: or u sober

UFjason: are

SwankiVY2: My buck? What do you mean? I don't even have any bucks, or deer, or even dogs. They are afraid of my face.

SwankiVY2: And of course I'm sober.

UFjason: so tell me about yourself

UFjason: be candid

SwankiVY2: Well. I'm into midget porn, I enjoy smelling my own socks and collecting my bellybutton lint, and I enjoy making effigies out of my earwax and praying to them.

UFjason: oh yea , im into the same shit

SwankiVY2: I'm not into shit, you're the one into shit.

SwankiVY2: I just like the smell of my foot odor, not my shit.

UFjason: oh my badd

UFjason: didnt know you werent a fecal freak

SwankiVY2: Nope, that is your department.

UFjason: oh yea

UFjason: thts my shit

SwankiVY2: So why are you bothering me with it? Go steal diapers, or sleep in a horse barn, or something.

UFjason: did all that

UFjason: older now

SwankiVY2: Sure.

UFjason: alright yo

SwankiVY2: All right and yo what?

SwankiVY2: Why are you IMing me?

UFjason: no reason

SwankiVY2: If you don't have a reason, then stop.

[And he did! Boys and girls, I want you to look at how well UFjason follows directions!]


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Mikey: UFjason: did all that. I am sure that this guy did I get the impression that he is one of those real proud folks out there with the no closet can hold me and the looks to back it but sorry some of us just don't want to know. So grab your barn yard pleasure where you can. And please keep your fantasies of feces to yourself. Perhaps he will be a proctologist in a prison someday and all his dreams will come true, good luck Jason and may you always find anal lube on sale.


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