SwankiVY2: Um . . . what for?

PIRAT: for my eyes.

SwankiVY2: I mean, what do you want to see a picture of me for before you even know me?

PIRAT: too many uglies.........

SwankiVY2: I'm not ugly, but if you only care about what I look like and being pretty is a requirement for talking to you, I'm not interested. Too many shallow people.

PIRAT: call it shallow.........but why talk with people you normally wouldn't?

SwankiVY2: I personally have no cause to talk to people based on their looks. Not on the computer or "in real life."

PIRAT: yeah well we different........

SwankiVY2: I normally DO talk to non-pretty people. And I most certainly DO think it's shallow to talk to people only because of what they look like! I hope you're ashamed of yourself. :P

PIRAT: really interested in pics..........

SwankiVY2: Why?

SwankiVY2: I have loads of pics. But I refuse to share them with you, because it's obvious you're only interested in physical things. Or at least you act like it.

[Oh no! She's not interested in helping me spank it! I can't deal with that!]