SwankiVY's Book Collection!

Religion
American Bible Society Good News for Modern Man: The New Testament in Today's English Version Bible given to me in a surprise package (with other books and magazines) by a well-meaning Christian who tracked me down several days after a discussion and attempted Godvertisement. He thought he'd do his good deed for the day and save me. The package was addressed "To Julie: God's Pretty Poet." I feel very safe now. ::gulp::
The Bible League The Greatest is Love: A special gift edition of the Living New Testament See above for how this book came to be in my house. The (scary) inscription: "This is presented to you, Julie--You precious creation of God's, Julie--So that you may live forever in love with Jesus, your creator and lover." Umm . . . Mommy, am I supposed to think of Jesus that way? Hmm.
Hahn, Kristin In Search of Grace I received this as a birthday gift from Stacy, 2012.
Holman Bible Publishers Good News, America, God Loves You Same package as above. I guess I need about eight New Testaments to get the message.
International Bible Society The River of Life And again, see above for this book's origin. This time the inscription says the following: "Julie--Please accept this, dear one. I recommend that you, the lover of fantasy, read 'The Revelation,' at the back of The Bible, for the fullest illumination in prophecy that you've ever known. Love, in Jesus--Will."
McCary, P.K. Rappin' With Jesus Yes, this is actually serious, it's a version of the Gospels translated into ebonics. I bought it for humor value, though, from the sale table at my bookstore.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Beyond Birth and Death This was given to me for a small donation by a random Hare Krishna. We have lots of them in Gainesville and since I lived on the same street as their meeting house for four years and also hung out in the Plaza (where they served their food), I had MANY run-ins with them. I never actually read any of the books in their entirety but it's nice to sample other religions' beliefs.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Chant and Be Happy Ditto above.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Easy Journey to Other Planets Ditto above.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami The Higher Taste Ditto above, except at least this one has vegetarian recipes I can use.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami The King of Knowledge Ditto above.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami The Nectar of Instruction Ditto above.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami The Perfection of Yoga Ditto above.
Prabhupada, A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Sri Isopanisad Ditto above.
Scharfstein, Sol Let's Learn Prayer Leftover relic from my days at the temple, attempting to learn how to babble in Hebrew.
Strauss, Ruby G. The Hebrew Primer Ditto above, though it was focused more on the language aspect than the actual religious aspect.
Young Reader's Christian Library Jesus Also in the aforementioned package of scary Christian things. Highly illustrated with hokey pictures.