Conversation with zach

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

zach: HEY BABY

SwankiVY2: MOMMY!

SwankiVY2: MAAAAAA!!!!! want ba-ba!

[Oh. Guess he didn't mean THAT kind of baby, 'cause he abandoned me pretty quick. Now I have to go to an orphanage. WAAAH!]

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Mikey: This is just good I can picture this and *zach* still in hand and thinking oh well I guess it's the vacuum again tonight. "it looks so good in his mother's church dress." His Holly Hoover.

Wolfgang: Hmm. The fact that it was entirely typed in lowercase letters indicates it might have been some long-forgotten dialect of Latin. Maybe he was just disappointed thet you were a barbarian!

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