Vsalv: hi

SwankiVY2:: Um, hello. :)

Vsalv: age

SwankiVY2:: Rather not have that be the beginning of a conversation, thanks. ;)

Vsalv: y not

SwankiVY2:: Because. I don't care what age you are, and I don't want you to care what age I am.

Vsalv: want to cyber

SwankiVY2:: Is that all you think about? Is that all any of you think about? Why is that the ONLY thing I get in these damn instant messages?? ARGH!

Vsalv: yes be it good

SwankiVY2:: Not only is your mind full of filth, but you don't make any sense.

Vsalv: please cyber

SwankiVY2:: Do you understand that there's other things to do?

Vsalv: yes but i still want to cyber

SwankiVY2:: You're totally pathetic. Go beat off. You make me sick.

Vsalv: we are only on computer

SwankiVY2:: Yes, exactly. So go beat off.

SwankiVY2:: Same thing.

Vsalv: please for me

SwankiVY2:: I'm not doing anything no matter what you say . . . will you please LISTEN to what I'm saying?

Vsalv: are u shy

SwankiVY2:: No, I'm not shy. I just don't find any pleasure in talking dirty to you while you spank your monkey and pretending to be into it.

[Now I realize why people tell me I have a mean streak.]

SwankiVY2:: Next time you have cybersex, think about this . . . it's probably a gay guy saying he's a girl.

SwankiVY2:: I know because my gay roommate and his friends all do it.

[This is a lie--my roommate never told me stories about tricking horny guys online--but I really did have a gay male roommate at the time.]

SwankiVY2:: It's probably a GUY sitting there telling you that he's a sexy girl. What do you think about THAT??

SwankiVY2:: Next time you're happily wanking off imagine those hairy legs and that deep voice and those manly arms . . . aw yeah.

Vsalv: i am not gay

SwankiVY2:: Yeah, but do you know it if it's a gay guy pretending to be a girl? hahahaahah

SwankiVY2:: Have you had cybersex before?

Vsalv: yes

SwankiVY2:: I bet it was some hairy guy saying he was a babe!

SwankiVY2:: While you were there just wanking away some guy was getting a big laugh out of your pathetic wimpy little desperate ass!

SwankiVY2:: hahahaha!

Vsalv: i had cyber with a girl

SwankiVY2:: She wasn't really a girl . . . but you keep telling yourself that, maybe one day you'll believe it. Just remember those hairy legs and those big warm arms.

Vsalv: are u gay

SwankiVY2:: Nope. Why are you asking me? You're the one who had cybersex with a guy.

Vsalv: the way u are talking sounds gay no i did not have cybersex with a guy

SwankiVY2:: Yes you did, yes you did. . . .

SwankiVY2:: And if *I* was a girl, how could me talking about men sound gay?

Vsalv: real women have cybersex your voice sounds gay

SwankiVY2:: Guess what? #1, you can't HEAR my voice, and #2, you're wrong.

Vsalv: so cyber and fuck me hard

Vsalv: hello

SwankiVY2:: Dude. I'm a real woman, and I don't need to lower myself to little desperate, sick perverts like you who have to have sex with gay men on the computer to get off.

Vsalv: i am not fucking gay

SwankiVY2:: Maybe you don't think you are. But you're sure having cybersex with guys. Hey, you don't know who they are. They're just guys who need to get some.

SwankiVY2:: Maybe it was my gay roommate John that you had sex with when you thought it was a girl . . . I'll tell him you said hi.

[Quick check on Vincent here's profile.]

SwankiVY2:: Vince. :)

[score!!!]

Vsalv: dose your gay roommate fuck u i am not fucking gay stop saying that

SwankiVY2:: Hon, if my roommate's GAY, he doesn't fuck me then DOES HE??? He fucks boys. On the computer. Like you. And you just love it don't you?

Vsalv: tell him he is fucking sick

SwankiVY2:: But you're the one who was jacking off to his comments!

SwankiVY2:: Oh, admit it. You just LOVE my roommate's big hairy dick don'cha?

SwankiVY2:: He told me you loved it . . . that it was the best cyber you ever had. And to think you thought it was a chick!

SwankiVY2:: He makes a pretty good girl . . . types "oh baby" just like a woman would.

Vsalv: i never said that u are fucking sick

Vsalv: go fuck a girl

SwankiVY2:: You're the one who had sex with him on the computer! Which one of us is sick? I never did that!

SwankiVY2:: Oh, you wish I would fuck a girl so you could watch . . . but you're out of luck because we'd kick your pimply little cybersex-scrounging ass.

Vsalv: u are sick that sounds good

SwankiVY2:: Yeah, sounds about right. You're pretty sick. Why don't you go screw a barnyard animal?

Vsalv: u are fucking sick go fuck a animal

SwankiVY2:: Get your own damn insult!!

SwankiVY2:: Quit stealing mine!

[Although you can't tell on the web because html documents edit out extra spaces, this guy put about four spaces after every word.]

SwankiVY2:: And listen here, Neanderthal man . . . only one space is necessary between words. Got it?

Vsalv: go fuck a girl on the toilet seat because i know u want it very bad

SwankiVY2:: Oh my gosh! You know what? You *still* haven't fixed those spaces (blockhead) and you can't dig up a justified insult to save your life!

SwankiVY2:: You can't formulate a complete sentence, you take three years to respond, and when you do it doesn't make sense . . . my god! Are you just a TOTAL loser??

Vsalv: no i am not a loser so go lick a girls pussy and slit

SwankiVY2:: I suppose that's what you'd like to do, isn't it? I personally have no such desire. But the problem is, the only female genitals *you'll* ever lay a tongue on are ones that the flies got to first.

Vsalv: yes so take your panty off so i can make belive i am doing it

SwankiVY2:: Oh, so after all this you really think I'm going to have cybersex with you, eh?

SwankiVY2:: Come on. If you encounter a person who can type a complete sentence, they usually won't want to cyber.

SwankiVY2:: Do me a favor. . . .

SwankiVY2:: Keep all your sex virtual. That way you won't breed.

Vsalv: i want to cyber take your panty off

SwankiVY2:: Ohmigod, you SO wish!

SwankiVY2:: Dude. If you paid me a million dollars I wouldn't even LOOK at your penis, or pretend to.

Vsalv: i know u want my dick in your mouth.because i want your pussy in my mouth

SwankiVY2:: Oh wait now . . . so because YOU want to have sex with ME, that means I automatically feel the same?

SwankiVY2:: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

SwankiVY2:: I've never heard anything more ridiculous in my entire life.

SwankiVY2:: Now listen here. . . .

SwankiVY2:: I just can't take this anymore. The idea of a pathetic human being like you actually being SERIOUS after all this and actually existing really brings down my faith in humanity. . . .

SwankiVY2:: So in order to refrain from killing myself I'm going to have to get offline now. Goodbye!