UF Fear: PARTY SAT DEC. 4TH AT OXFORD MANOR BUILDING RR. AT 9PM-ON. LIVE DJ FROM MIAMI

SwankiVY2: Um, excuse me?

SwankiVY2: You don't know me and you're inviting me to a party anyway?

UF Fear: ITS A GATOR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

SwankiVY2: A..."gator party"?

UF Fear: COME IF U WANT

SwankiVY2: Why am I invited?

UF Fear: AM JUST BEING NICE

SwankiVY2: You don't know me and I don't know you unless I'm missing something

UF Fear: WHAT R U MISSING?

SwankiVY2: Ummmmmmmm I'm not sure this is "nice"...it's just weird

UF Fear: COME IF U WANT

SwankiVY2: You're just inviting random people from Gainesville?

SwankiVY2: Is that it?

UF Fear: DOES IT MATTER

SwankiVY2: Yeah, kinda.

UF Fear: WELL NO AM NOT

SwankiVY2: I don't like to go to parties if I have no idea whose party it is, why it's being held, and why I'm invited, and what's going on there.

UF Fear: WELL WE'RE HAVING ONE FOR THOSE FUN GATORS THAT WANT A FINAL PARTY BEFORE FINALS

SwankiVY2: Um...who's we, and what's involved in the partying?

UF Fear: MUSIC AND ALCOHOL LIKE EVERY PARTY

SwankiVY2: "every" party?

UF Fear: WE JUST HAVE A LIVE DJ

SwankiVY2: I've had parties with neither.

UF Fear: WELL THIS ONE IS BETTER

SwankiVY2: See, now you've just basically explained to me that it's a random raging kegger to get smashed out of your brain for no good reason, I guess.

UF Fear: PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A PARTY

SwankiVY2: "people"? Not me.

UF Fear: BESIDES WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE OUR SEC GAME

SwankiVY2: That's why I wondered why you chose me.

SwankiVY2: if it's not random, I can't see why you woudl choose me.

SwankiVY2: I have nothing about football, the Gators, or liking to "party" in my profile...I'm not a jerk or anything, but that stuff isn't my style.

UF Fear: WELL STAY UR HAPPY ASS HOME

SwankiVY2: I may or may not be home...

UF Fear: OK WELL I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT

SwankiVY2: But your party sounds nothing like my idea of a good time. :) I'll find my own fun time, but thanks for thinking of me for whatever bizarre reason you did.

UF Fear: WELL GOOD LUCK CUZ EVERYONE WILL BE HERE

SwankiVY2: Um...somehow I doubt that "everyone" will be at your party...

UF Fear: WE'LL SEE

SwankiVY2: I also don't much care since no one I like to have a good time with likes those sorts of parties either

UF Fear: OK WELL BYE

SwankiVY2: Heh...bye

UF Fear: U JUST LOVE CONTRADICTING

SwankiVY2: Not really

SwankiVY2: I was honestly curious about what possessed you to invite me to a party when I don't know you

SwankiVY2: And I wanted to know what about me (or my profile) made you think I'd enjoy a party such as this

UF Fear: WELL SORRY FOR MESSING UP UR CONCENTRATION

UF Fear: DON'T U LIKE TO DANCE

SwankiVY2: ::shrug:: I was just working on a funny website, it was an interesting interruption

UF Fear: DON'T U GO CLUBBING

SwankiVY2: No, actually I don't like to dance and actually no I hate clubbing.

UF Fear: OK WELL STAY HOME WATCHING TV

UF Fear: LATER

SwankiVY2: I don't enjoy getting smashed, getting hit on by persistent men, or most of the music.

SwankiVY2: I don't watch TV either.

SwankiVY2: I write novels.

UF Fear: OK HEMMINGWAY STAY HOME

SwankiVY2: Heh...I may, I may not...we'll see

SwankiVY2: I'm usually spontaneous about my plans

UF Fear: OK

This guy is a creep: Wow, this guy is so pushy, controlling and creepy! I am angry that women are harassed by partiers like this creep!