SwankiVY2: How about you keep your virtual dick away from me?

Tracker: i can make you wildist dream come true

SwankiVY2: You can make me small enough to ride a rat????

Tracker: what ever works for ya

SwankiVY2: Heheh . . . how about you go screw a hole in the ground? It won't reject you.

Tracker: it already did

SwankiVY2: Oh, I see . . . so trying for live bait now?

Tracker: what a surprise huh

SwankiVY2: "I was rejected by a hole in the ground. Want to go back to my place?"

Tracker: sure

SwankiVY2: I was quoting you, ass.

SwankiVY2: Or, more accurately, paraphrasing you.

Tracker: whats wrong don't want a cold shower

SwankiVY2: Well, have you ever thought that maybe there was more to life than sex and talking dirty to people when you can't get that?

Tracker: no

SwankiVY2: Why not? There is, you know.

SwankiVY2: You're not just a biological machine.

Tracker: im a 23 man what do you think is going through my mind

SwankiVY2: You should try thinking with your mind sometime, and not your penis.

Tracker: at all hours of the day

SwankiVY2: I know you think about sex. That doesn't mean it's all you can do.

Tracker: my girlfriend doesn't seem to mind

Tracker: in fact she is right here

SwankiVY2: It's not bad to think about sex. It is bad, in my opinion, if you insist on thinking of nothing but sex.

SwankiVY2: I don't care whether your girlfriend is there.

Tracker: she usually plays out the part of the other person

Tracker: that i am talking to

SwankiVY2: I personally am totally uninterested, and am hoping to make an appeal to your higher mind.

Tracker: kind of strange though huh

SwankiVY2: Sex is not bad. But you don't even KNOW these people you're talking to.

SwankiVY2: It's not strange. Stranger has been done.

Tracker: don't matter im not having sex with them i am having sex with her

SwankiVY2: So?

SwankiVY2: have sex with her, but don't share it with me.

Tracker: sorry to bug youi them i will find someone else

SwankiVY2: I just think you should keep it private . . . but it's none of my business. I leave you to it.

SwankiVY2: But a lot of ppl find it offensive when you IM them for cybersex . . . so why don't you look for people who mention it in their profile?

[of course, by this time, he was long gone. Why don't people come with minds anymore, God?]

DiLL: GOD! What the eff? This guy has a girlfriend who's willing to do such things with him and he seeks out others??? WHAT THE FUCK! ARGH! Now, why don't I believe that he has a girlfriend? EXCLUDING the poor little cat that walks with stiff rear legs now. Don't worry li'l kitty, Animal Cruelty will get him back for you. HA! He got dissed by a hole! BAA-ZING! These slackers lack any form of imagination.

Takun: I'm a 15 man! lmao! Wow...I'm a guy...but if I was a girl and that was MY bf I would have serious doubts. I mean he looks up women to cyber if I'm RIGHT THERE. WTF is with that?! Am I not good enough? What the hell man. I would obviously never trust him again....and maybe steal his ethernet cable on the way out. That or kill the roadrunner ya know?

jofadda: Butt don't you see? The spherical objects are merely a metaphor for the cuboid ones taped to the flying space cows udders! XD