Conversation with TFS

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

[This one was on a new name I'd just created, Ivy ClearToes. Isn't it cute? This cyberfreak thought so too. :P]

TFS: hi

Ivy ClearToes: hi.

TFS: age

Ivy ClearToes: No thanks. . . .

Ivy ClearToes: I'd rather you asked something meaningful. ;)

TFS: horny?

[Uhh, since when is that meaningful? I bombarded him with my quick typing speed, an IM every like half second.]

Ivy ClearToes: Excuse me, but that's really mean.

Ivy ClearToes: I think I'm going to cry.

Ivy ClearToes: You just want me for my sex!

Ivy ClearToes: Everyone just wants me for my sex!

Ivy ClearToes: WAAHHH!

Ivy ClearToes: I'm just an object!

Ivy ClearToes: Just a thing!

Ivy ClearToes: won't you all ever stop???

[I guess when one rants like this, they DO stop. Note to self.]

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Mikey: I guess I have been wrong all these years, TFS has showed me that when someone responds with the word meaningful it comes with a response "horny."
I guess that we just learned from different teachers unfortunate that his is his crotch, and TFS I hate to tell you but it isn't saying anything that brings any credit to yourself, in fact it makes you look downright stupid.

Toon Review: IvyClearToes... that does sound cute! Not sure what it means, but cute. :P

I couldn't stop laughing after that short rant. I could just imagine that if this were a conversation that happened in person, TFS would've immediately ran off, screaming in the process. (Hilarious)

Of course, if he still stuck around after the rant, continuing to ask your age, he would prove to be even more mentally ill that I initially figured, and would've needed to be maced. (And when I say mace, I mean the actual medieval weapon.)

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