Conversation with SSC

Categories: Cybersex Attempts * Rejection Rage

[At a totally unexpected time, this loser IMed me.]

SSC: lets just have a good time

SwankiVY2: How would you like to have a good time?

SSC: by doing everything i can to delete your sorrows and expand your greatness

SwankiVY2: Expanding my greatness sounds wonderful; however, you will find I have few sorrows to "delete."

SSC: who is supplying you with sexual healthiness

SwankiVY2: Sexual healthiness? I am healthy, very full of life, but need no fornication of any kind at this period of my life to be happy. Perhaps this will change but it is not my objective now.

SSC: when you get your driver's license you must call and beg me to make your pussy spill

SwankiVY2: How old do you think I am?

SwankiVY2: Are you insinuating that I am not mature enough to realize how much I need your manly body?

SSC: i can't be sure but something tells me

SSC: you are not old enough to enjoy my manhood

SwankiVY2: *laugh* I would beg no one to do something like this for me. It is not something you beg or even ask for. It is something people *give* each other.

SwankiVY2: And for you to tell me one day I should call YOU and beg YOU to "make my pussy spill" as you so crudely put it, is laughable and nothing else.

SwankiVY2: I am more than my body and rejoice in many pleasures, but deviant sex and sexual encounters online or otherwise that mean nothing are of no interest to me. Thank you.

SSC: you must go now because you have to get up early so you can make it to church in time to eat out the preacher's wife's stanky crotch

SwankiVY2: You must be assuming I am religious as quickly as you assumed I was young.

SwankiVY2: I've never been to a church for religious reasons.

SSC: yes you whore

SwankiVY2: I'm a whore? I thought "whore" indicated having sex for money.

[He promptly logged off. I suppose he had to get up early for church.]

Comment on this loser!

Any comments left here are PUBLIC. If you are not comfortable with that, mail me directly.

Name:
Email address:
Which jerk?
(Please don't leave "which jerk" blank. This is an all-purpose form for all the jerks.)
Comments:

Comments from others:

Mikey: I wish this one could have deleted his stupidity, and enjoy his manhood well I guess that someone should tell *SCC* that just because he enjoys his two inch killer this doesn't qualify as anything more than a pathetic attempt to say "look see I do have one, and look it makes me stupid." Get a life dude I have the great satisfaction of knowing that you and your small piece of primative thinking has been so documented for the world to see. And they will all know just how stupid and desperate you are, with your two inch killer.

DiLL: *sighs* Men are certainly presumptuous eh? (I don't even know if I spelt that right. :P Hope you know whats implied.) OMG! I just had a thought! (No sacrastic male intelligence-criticizing insults, PLEASE) What if men turned all those raging hormones into something productive??? Could it end world hunger? Would it bring world peace? Could it cure the common cold?!?!?!? MY WORD! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LIMITLESS!!!

Toon Review: Talk about giving men a bad name. *Sigh*

[All Conversations With Assholes]