Conversation with Spree

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

Spree: wanna cyber

SwankiVY2: Blunt tonight, aren't we?

Spree: yes, and really horny

SwankiVY2: Sorry to hear that!

Spree: are you

SwankiVY2: Am I what? Horny?

Spree: yes

SwankiVY2: No, I'm an eight-year-old boy.

Spree: ok

SwankiVY2: Actually, wait, I lied, I'm a mad goat.

SwankiVY2: No! No! Um . . . I'm a video game villain.

SwankiVY2: Grr!

SwankiVY2: Not interested in mad goats or eight-year-old boys, I take it.

SwankiVY2: Too bad you're not responding. You could be missing some great sex with a mad goat. I've heard they can be pretty good in bed.

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Mikey: Well, I think I saw when it happened, I think it was the thought of the 8 year old boy that got him I think he got so excited he just couldn't function. And blunt perhaps but stupid I think would be a better description.

Cursed: That was hilarious. I know you're a writer and you seem to give others multiple chances to talk nice, even after rediculous icebreackers such as this, but if it were me, this would result in an immediate block. I wouldn't have bothered. Maybe it's because I could never think of witty retorts as you can. Heh. :]

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