SwankiVY2: hello.

Ryno: how are you?

SwankiVY2: I'm okay.

Ryno: and what are you doin tonight?

SwankiVY2: right now, I'm composing a letter to my sister.

Ryno: soundslike fun

SwankiVY2: Well, sort of.

SwankiVY2: I've been meaning to write her back for a very long time.

Ryno: ok, so i guess you dotn want to tlak then

SwankiVY2: Talk? Do you have stuff to talk about? I'm sure I can do both.

Ryno: of course i do

SwankiVY2: Well, what's up?

Ryno: nothing. my girl and i are just looking for someone else to join us tonight?

SwankiVY2: What are you donig?

SwankiVY2: doing*

SwankiVY2: tonight?

Ryno: yes, tonight

SwankiVY2: "Join you" doing what?

Ryno: mostly sexual

SwankiVY2: Why did you think this was something you should ask me?

Ryno: dont know?

SwankiVY2: Well, I'm sure you were going through profiles and whatnot trying to find someone suitable to "join" you or you wouldn't have IMed me.

SwankiVY2: So what was it about me that made you IM me and ask me?

Ryno: the name. should i not have asked?

SwankiVY2: No, you shouldn't have asked. What do you mean, "the name"?

Ryno: then forget about it, i didnt mean to offend you

SwankiVY2: Well, it's not like I haven't heard it before, you're only like number 60 to ask, but I always wonder what it is about me that makes people think I want sex.

SwankiVY2: Did you read my profile at all?

Ryno: my girl did

SwankiVY2: and . . . "your" girl thought my profile made me look like an interesting prospect for sex? Do satisfy my curiosity.

[Very long pause.]

SwankiVY2: Okay, don't satisfy my curiosity. Never mind.