Conversation with Ramsey

Categories: Cybersex Attempts * Rejection Rage *

[This guy was someone I'd been arguing with in a chat room for some time. The way I was using well-constructed language and basically verbally killing him, I believe he thought I was old enough to be his grandmother because he said he was charming enough that I would let my daughter marry him. As soon as he found out I was but 19 years old, he started with the "do you have a pic" garbage. He found my pictures from the website address in my profile eventually, long after he'd left the room.]

Ramsey: hey I saw you pic sweetie

SwankiVY2: I'm not your sweetie, you obnoxious piece of meat.

Ramsey: I tried to get in the room but it was full

Ramsey: I see u stll want me

SwankiVY2: Well, if you want back in you can always try again, but . . . I don't really understand what you want back in there. You don't have our approval.

SwankiVY2: And I never wanted you, make no mistake.

Ramsey: you should of had a picture of you in your panties for me to jugde you better I couldn't really see your ass

SwankiVY2: What kind of horse shit is this?

Ramsey: bye

SwankiVY2: "should of"? Don't you know that's not a grammatically correct sentence?

SwankiVY2: What's your obsession with my ass, anyway?

SwankiVY2: What's your problem?

Ramsey: fuck your stupid grammar

Ramsey: I like your ass that is my obsession

SwankiVY2: I think that's impossible. You see, grammar is not a tangible object and therefore, no matter how hard you try, you would have a lot of trouble "fucking" it, as you so crudely put it.

Ramsey: i feel sorry for the man that meets you call me [number deleted]

SwankiVY2: Oh, now THERE's a paradox.

SwankiVY2: Why do you feel sorry for the man that meets me?

Ramsey: bye bitch

Ramsey: call me or no more of me honey

SwankiVY2: All right, you want me to call you, but then you curse at me? What exactly do you want?

SwankiVY2: I don't want you.

SwankiVY2: You think way too highly of yourself.

Ramsey: call me

SwankiVY2: I'm not calling you, you hunk of unthinking cock.

Ramsey: call me

Ramsey: u want my cock

SwankiVY2: I refuse to spend money on calling you! Do you have any idea how obnoxious you are?

Ramsey: bitch

SwankiVY2: I have no desire to interact with any part of your anatomy!

SwankiVY2: What the hell do you think I want with your penis?

Ramsey: u want to please me orally and swallow hah, I know you are wondering how I can read your miind

SwankiVY2: Do you honestly think I want to know you intimately in any way after what you've shown me?

Ramsey: you need my seed

SwankiVY2: Now are you trying to shock me with your filthy images?

SwankiVY2: It doesn't work, you know.

Ramsey: are u going to call me or not

SwankiVY2: I've heard assloads of obnoxious cocksuckers like yourself IMing me to try to piss me off with their disgusting visuals.

SwankiVY2: I'm not calling you. You can forget it, you bastard.

SwankiVY2: Stop harassing me.

Ramsey: fuck off you whore , you are the one harrassing me

SwankiVY2: No, you're the one harassing me; you see, you were thrusting vile images upon me and soliciting your phone number in my direction. . . .

SwankiVY2: I'm afraid you're the one being intrusive.

SwankiVY2: Are you quite finished?

Ramsey: yes call me [number deleted]

SwankiVY2: How can you keep asking me to call you? I've refused emphatically over and over again.

SwankiVY2: You are a disgrace to your species and give your gender a bad name. Please do me a favor and THINK about the things you're saying and why you're saying them!!!

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Mikey: Well first of all the only way that this one *Ramsey* would have a c-o-c-k was if he took his boyfriend's out of his mouth. But he would never do that, as when he has it in it makes him feel like he has one. This guy should spend more time searching out his fantasy of being the pivot man in an all night circle jerk in some underground male club, he also seems obviously spending too much of his limited brain power to try and look like he is all that to people who obviously wouldn't give him the year let alone the time of day. This was another perfect example of a true loser......

DiLL: omg... what a totally oblivious fool. i wish he could only see himself. he wait, maybe he can. honestly, he keeps putting you down and then telling you to call him??? what the fuck is this guy's problem??? I honestly think you should change your marital status to married and see if the still hit on you, and if they did... shit. thats low. wooo in any case. the only advice i can give, (and i know because i am a guy, and one of the ones how try to be good) is that men are pigs, always are, always will be. there will be ones that try to control themselves and be more or less civilized, and then there are the ones who'd fuck a bagel if they couldn't get any action with a 'real girl'. it is sad to see the internet reduced to such ashes of its once potential glory. *sigh* at least this brings a smile to my face, and anothers expense. (Why is that always funny, pain at someone else's expense. I dunno.)

Takun: I hate men like this. So ,no pun intended, cocky about themselves. Maybe,if they were actually LOOKING at the SREEN and not there dick which when hard, actually makes a lump in there uderwear,they were see that Smoky the Bear wouldn't fuck them. ^^

Skiba: ...I just don't understand the mentality of some 'human' beings. How is it that he calls you a bitch and a whore, yet is like, "CALL ME DAMMIT!!!"? *shakes head sadly*

Alex: I actually feel kind of sorry for this shithead. I know a few people who converse in similar ways and all of them are remarkably unintelligent and have fallen into black holes they can't escape from. I know coz once one of my friends nearly dragged me into one!

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