Conversation with NeCr0

Categories: Cybersex

NeCr0: hey do i know

NeCr0: u

SwankiVY2: You tell me.

NeCr0: well do u want to cyber i want to stick my wet juicy cock in your moist wet smelly tuna twat maybe that will refreash my memory

SwankiVY2: Somehow I really don't think so.

NeCr0: so whats up

NeCr0: i have a question

NeCr0: how old are u

SwankiVY2: 22...

NeCr0: are u married

SwankiVY2: Um, no

NeCr0: why not

SwankiVY2: Why not? Because I don't want to be.

NeCr0: oh

NeCr0: i have another question

SwankiVY2: Uh huh

NeCr0: how big are yuor bobs

SwankiVY2: bobs? I only have one friend named Bob. He is an older dude, about fifty, and not exactly skinny but not fat. I don't know how big he is, so to speak.

NeCr0: no not bob

NeCr0: my bad

SwankiVY2: That's what you asked.

NeCr0: boobs

NeCr0: boobs how big are they

SwankiVY2: What makes you think you're allowed to ask me that?

NeCr0: bc u are a nice women

NeCr0: and i was just asking

SwankiVY2: I don't think so...me being nice doesn't give you the right to ask me personal questions about my body.

NeCr0: i ask everyone that if they are agirl

SwankiVY2: That doesn't mean you're not being rude.

NeCr0: im sorry

NeCr0: im sorry

SwankiVY2: Are you sure?

NeCr0: yea

NeCr0: im sorry

SwankiVY2: So why did you come out of nowhere to ask me my age, marital status, and bra size?

NeCr0: i dont know

NeCr0: i just thinh u are a prety women

SwankiVY2: You think I'm pretty?

NeCr0: and i thougth maybe i could ask that

NeCr0: yea

SwankiVY2: So you've seen my picture?

NeCr0: yea

NeCr0: u are damn fine

SwankiVY2: Then why'd you ask about my boobs?

SwankiVY2: If you've seen the pictures, you should already have some idea.

NeCr0: bc i just wanted to know what size they where

SwankiVY2: That's pointless.

NeCr0: well it dont show all the way

SwankiVY2: ::sigh:: So do you do this all the time? Look at girls' pictures and go around IMing them to ask about their boobs?

NeCr0: no

NeCr0: hold on

NeCr0: so what are u doing

SwankiVY2: Right now?

NeCr0: yea

SwankiVY2: Discussing my novels with a friend...

NeCr0: beside talking to me

NeCr0: o hok

NeCr0: oh ok*


Comment on this loser!

Any comments left here are PUBLIC. If you are not comfortable with that, mail me directly.

Name:
Email address:
Which jerk?
(Please don't leave "which jerk" blank. This is an all-purpose form for all the jerks.)
Comments:


Comments from others:

None yet.


[All Conversations With Assholes]