Conversation with MMS

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

[Luckily for him, this guy caught me in a playful mood.]

MMS: i want ur pussy

SwankiVY2: You leave my cat alone!

MMS: but she's lonely

SwankiVY2: No she's not. She's with her husband, the cat from next door.

SwankiVY2: She certainly doesn't want you bothering her.

MMS: she wants some warm milk to drink

SwankiVY2: No she doesn't. My cat is allergic to milk. She blows sick, vomitous chunks across my clean kitchen floor whenever I give her dairy products.

MMS: then we'll give her lactaid

SwankiVY2: Wanna pay for that?

MMS: sure

SwankiVY2: Okay, then.

SwankiVY2: You can give my cat as much lactaid as you want.

SwankiVY2: But you can't have her!

MMS: awwe, come on

SwankiVY2: Too damn bad. Get away from my cat!

MMS: but she doesn't like you

MMS: i can tell by the dry look on her face

SwankiVY2: All right, man, I'm going to sic my dog on you.

SwankiVY2: If you don't get out of my apartment right now, I think I'm going to sic my elephant on you too.

MMS: noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

SwankiVY2: Yes.

MMS: i just care about ur cat

MMS: i can see that u don't

SwankiVY2: That's right! she's sticky and oozy, and she needs to lick herself clean. But she doesn't need your help. So butt out.

MMS: she just doesn't realize it

SwankiVY2: Sure.

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Comments from others:

Mikey: Well, it is obvious that this guy wouldn't know what to do with it even if he was able to get it from somebody, a warning poster should be issued to all Zoos, Spca's, and any place that animals are gathered to warn the world of his stupidity. I do however get the feeling that he would feel right at home in a sausage factory. Get a life dude!

Sarah: MMS: she wants some warm milk to drink

SwankiVY2: No she doesn't. My cat is allergic to milk. She blows sick, vomitous chunks across my clean kitchen floor whenever I give her dairy products.

Priceless...

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