Conversation with Ludwig

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

Ludwig: Hi--my name is Mark--interested in a little fun on the phone?

SwankiVY2: Since we don't know each other, I'll define my idea of "fun" for you. . . .

SwankiVY2: I enjoy talking about mutual interests, relating stories, and getting to know someone I don't know or reminiscing/relating with people I do.

SwankiVY2: What's your idea of fun?

Ludwig: tori

SwankiVY2: Tori's your idea of fun?

Ludwig: yes

SwankiVY2: Just . . . tori.

SwankiVY2: Well, what am I supposed to say about that?

Ludwig: shes my goddess

SwankiVY2: You own a goddess?

SwankiVY2: Scary.

SwankiVY2: So.

Ludwig: what?

SwankiVY2: If in your ideas, tori = fun. . . .

SwankiVY2: Then you are asking me if I want to have some tori on the phone?

SwankiVY2: I'm not quite sure I understand, sorry.

Ludwig: talking about fantasies

SwankiVY2: So, you're asking if you can talk to me on the phone about how much you love tori?

SwankiVY2: That's a bit odd, I must say.

Ludwig: :-(

SwankiVY2: Why would you want to call up a perfect stranger just to rant about tori?

Ludwig: sorry

SwankiVY2: For what?

Ludwig: for bothering you

SwankiVY2: You're not bothering me. But you're not answering my questions!

Ludwig: like what

SwankiVY2: I asked why you wanted to talk to me about tori.

SwankiVY2: What's up with that?

Ludwig: i have fantasies about her

SwankiVY2: Um, that's nice. But why would you be telling a complete stranger all about your random fantasies about tori?

Ludwig: sorry

SwankiVY2: No, don't be *sorry*; I wasn't asking for an apology, I was asking for a reason.

SwankiVY2: Do you just not have one?

Ludwig: i have this fantasy about being her wife

SwankiVY2: Yes, okay . . . but this still isn't helping me with my question . . . why are you telling a stranger about your fantasies out of the blue?

SwankiVY2: And how come you introduced yourself as "Mark" but you're talking about being a wife?

Ludwig: i know, i apologize

SwankiVY2: Jeeeeesh. Okay, I don't want apologies (she says for the third time). I wanted to know *why*. Not that you were sorry for doing it, but why you did it.

Ludwig: bye

SwankiVY2: Whoa whoa . . . and now you split, leaving me wondering forever. Freak alert!

Ludwig: i am horny sorry

SwankiVY2: Apology again . . . jeeesh . . . okay, I still fail to see the connection between you being tori's wife, you being horny, and ME.

Ludwig: i wanted to turn you on

SwankiVY2: Turn ME on with YOUR fantasy of being tori's wife?

SwankiVY2: How's that work?

Ludwig: being yours

SwankiVY2: Being my . . . what?

Ludwig: slave

SwankiVY2: Oh, no thanks on the slave idea. I prefer doing things my own way.

[I received no further comment.]

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Mikey: Ludwig and the "Tori" and the fantasy and wanting to (turn on) well this guy obviously couldn't turn on a wall switch his brain seems too consumed with what his crotch is thinking. It is sad that ludwig also chose to say that he has a fantasy about being her wife and not her husband, but I guess that may have just been the confusion from the building thoughts of a special type of relationship. sorry dude I got a feeling that she won't go for that.

Zei-kun: I know that since english is not my first language,sometimes i get confusse or just donīt get it....but,this was just plain weird

this guy...girl or wathever is very messed up or maybe he/she just has a mutiple personality disorder XD

Zei-kun: ok iīm here again for what reason?

i have no idea jajaj

but i came up with this theory well didnīt put that much of a thought in it but here it goes

tori=bird in japanese

sooooooooooooooo maybe he just really REALLY like birds

some crazy thoughts of mine XD

i say my farewells

bye

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