Lowbass: hey Who This u r on my list ¿?¿?

SwankiVY2: Um, my name's Ivy. I don't know why I'm on your list, I didn't put me there. :)(

Lowbass: well ok then so asl ?

SwankiVY2: I'm a girl in Florida. I'm 26.

SwankiVY2: I have a website. Maybe you got my name from it and put me on your list.

SwankiVY2: I have had people do that before, they like my IM page or something.

Lowbass: ooo ok i think i did that

SwankiVY2: Maybe!

Lowbass: ok so what sup ?

SwankiVY2: Um, I'm just reading some articles

SwankiVY2: And I just got home from work

Lowbass: i just got home from School lol

SwankiVY2: I work in a bookstore.

Lowbass: cool

SwankiVY2: Yeah, most of the time it is cool.

SwankiVY2: But I also have to deal with a lot of annoying people.

Lowbass: ya

SwankiVY2: But that happens everywhere.

SwankiVY2: And what's up with you?

Lowbass: oo nm just bored

SwankiVY2: Well you must be doing something else besides talking to me. ;)

Lowbass: :-*

Lowbass: what u wearing rigth now

SwankiVY2: Wearing? Um, cut-off black jean shorts, a shirt with Dr. Seuss characters on it and a plaid do-rag. Why?

Lowbass: just asking

SwankiVY2: I'm also wearing socks.

Lowbass: hey have u fucked befor im just asking

SwankiVY2: Somehow I don't think I want to talk about that.

Lowbass: y?

SwankiVY2: Why? Because I generally don't think it's a good conversation topic just normally, and then on top of that our conversation so far has consisted of "hi. what's up. I'm bored. oh, what are you wearing, have u fucked before?"

Lowbass: yes i have

SwankiVY2: I didn't freaking ask you that.

Lowbass: my dick is 8inchs

SwankiVY2: I didn't freaking ask you that either, and thank you very much but this conversation is over.

Eric: Hahaha, I almost fell over in my chair at "I'm also wearing socks"