Conversation with LoLo

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

[On AOL, I had a recurring issue; in my profile, I'd created "extra categories," and it often caused me trouble. I used the extra space allotted in my "location" category to describe my musical interests, which include (among other things) Weird Al and Suzanne Vega. But this means that whenever some horny young stud looks up Vegas or types in "Al" for Alabama, I'd come up on their "screwable" list because they'd assume I was in the neighborhood and not even read the profile. Even if I *was* interested in having cybersex, I'd still be insulted that the guy hadn't even bothered to read my *profile*.]

[Very late IM, when I wasn't very awake.]

LoLo: hello

SwankiVY2: hello

LoLo: are you a good girl

SwankiVY2: Yup!

SwankiVY2: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

LoLo: in what way are you good

SwankiVY2: More ways than you can probably comprehend in that li'l mind of yours.

LoLo: are you in vegas

SwankiVY2: What would I be doing in Vegas?

SwankiVY2: After all, I live on the other side of the country.

LoLo: oh

SwankiVY2: (Says so in my profile, how come you didn't read it when I came up in your females in vegas search?)

LoLo: my bad

SwankiVY2: Oh, so I'm the good girl, and you're the bad one.

LoLo: yup

SwankiVY2: I see.

LoLo: do you cyber

SwankiVY2: Yeah, right, take a number!

LoLo: what

SwankiVY2: I can't fit in time to cyber! There are too many real dudes beating down my door.

SwankiVY2: I'd rather do them. :P

LoLo: i am too far to beat down the door

SwankiVY2: Your tough luck! D'oh!

LoLo: later

SwankiVY2: No loss here. :)

[I was thinking a little slow this night . . . when he said that he was "too far to beat down the door," I REALLY should have said, "then you'll just have to beat something else!" *sigh*]

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Mikey: This one is just a moron. Just the newest missing link, a village somewhere is missing their idiot, well he is alive and well and yes quite dumb!!!!! Too bad that like you said you were tired I like to read when you go off on the stupidity that seems to run rampant on the Internet.

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