Knicks: hi

SwankiVY2: Hello

Knicks: how uare doing

SwankiVY2: I'm doing all right.

SwankiVY2: And you?

Knicks: fine and bored

SwankiVY2: I suppose that is a good reason to be online.

Knicks: true

Knicks: need someone to drin k with

SwankiVY2: You got it...I'm drinking a soda right here, right now.

Knicks: would u like some absolut votka

SwankiVY2: No thank you.

SwankiVY2: I do not like to drink alcohol.

SwankiVY2: Coke is fine.

Knicks: why

Knicks: i got coke

Knicks: and sprite

SwankiVY2: I'm a cola person, not an uncola person.

SwankiVY2: You don't have to offer me anything, I'm fine here with my little coca-cola can.

Knicks: may i have some

SwankiVY2: ::shakes head:: see now you are not making any sense...you said you HAD coke...and Sprite!

Knicks: urs may taste better

SwankiVY2: Now how does that make sense? If they're both coke, they're by the same brand. The only thing that makes it any different is how long they've been sitting out and my backwash in it.

Knicks: woman coke always tastes better than man

SwankiVY2: Um, oooohkay, let's put it this way...

SwankiVY2: you are on CRACK or something and if you are trying to hit on me you are doing a miserable job.

Knicks: what should i do

SwankiVY2: About what?

Knicks: how could i do a better job

SwankiVY2: With hitting on me?

Knicks: how old are u

SwankiVY2: See that's a bad direction to try too. You sound like all the other guys that come out of the woodwork after midnight to get themselves some easy woman.

SwankiVY2: "hey, how old are u, what do u look like, do u have a pic," they always ask...it's always the same...

SwankiVY2: If you want to get the attention of a woman who's different, you have to have a different type of approach.

SwankiVY2: I suggest starting with asking her what she's like, you know...no expectations, no losses...and if you like her and she likes you back, THEN you can start asking her out with a drink or something.

SwankiVY2: Before that, it just makes no sense trying to chat her up...she'll just think you're ridiculous.

Knicks: have u met a man like that

SwankiVY2: A man like what?

Knicks: like ur description

SwankiVY2: Sure, there are many people...men AND women...who are interested in me not as a body, but as a PERSON...

Knicks: it might be true

SwankiVY2: What might?

Knicks: what u just said. do u have a great body

SwankiVY2: I don't think that's something I'm interested in discussing with you, thank you.

Knicks: do u have a pic

SwankiVY2: Now now now. Down boy. Did I not just SAY that that won't get you anywhere? I think it's really offensive when guys come drooling around trying to get my picture.

Knicks: what's wrong w/ that

SwankiVY2: With asking about my body before you know me? Plenty.

SwankiVY2: It makes me think my body is all you're interested in, understand that much?

Knicks: that's not true since u have brought up

SwankiVY2: I didn't bring it up. I said I don't like it when guys do that, and then you started doing what I don't like...why would you do that and then try to tell me I'm the one who wanted to talk about it?

Knicks: please go back and review our little dialogue

SwankiVY2: I don't need to "review" anything; if you're trying to tell me *I* brought up talking about pics and therefore you have the right to ask me for mine, you can kiss my little white arse.