Khy: hi sup

Khy: im from AOL and i need your password

Khy: i lost it so plz give it to me

SwankiVY2: What in the world are you talking about?

Khy: i work at aol

SwankiVY2: So do I.

Khy: omg whoa!

Khy: WHAT DO YOU DO?

SwankiVY2: And we don't IM people saying "hey sup" on accounts that aren't even AOL accounts, so it strikes me as odd that you would.

Khy: really?

SwankiVY2: Man, you didn't even try the whole "official-sounding" password crap.

Khy: not me

Khy: yea

Khy: im st00pid

SwankiVY2: I got news for ya . . . I mean, with typing like that, you couldn't even get hired as a chat room host, much less someone of the upper division who would actually have any access to my account whatsoever.

Khy: o

Khy: so your not going to give me your pass?

SwankiVY2: Why the heck would I?

Khy: dont no

Khy: but some do

SwankiVY2: That's silly.

Khy: [deleted: revealing another member's screenname and password]

Khy: rofl

SwankiVY2: That's clever.

Khy: yea

Khy: k well bye

Khy: but if you want 2 give me your pass u can

Khy: see ya

SwankiVY2: What in the world makes you think I would give you my password? And why would you want it?

Khy: ><>

Khy: <><

Khy: <

[Note: those are fish emoticons, used to mean "phishing" or trying to steal passwords.]

SwankiVY2: I understand that. But WHY?

Khy: >

Khy: fun

SwankiVY2: Pointless.

Khy: k

Khy: well bye

Khy: wait tho u work at aol?

Khy: what do u do??

SwankiVY2: Why would I want to rap about working here with a freaky little phisher?

Khy: ? curious

Khy: u dont gotta tell me

SwankiVY2: I don't plan to.

SwankiVY2: You just kind of disgust me.

Khy: y

SwankiVY2: Because you're stealing private information from people who don't know better and you don't even have a good reason.

Khy: o

Khy: so r u hot?

SwankiVY2: Yes.

Khy: o cool

Khy: what r u wearing?

SwankiVY2: Like I would bother telling some jackass phish kid.

Khy: o

Khy: plz?

SwankiVY2: You know what? You've got to be one of the most pathetic people I've ever talked to. Most pathetic people are just ignorant, but most of them don't insult me by expecting me to be ignorant as well.

Khy: o

SwankiVY2: I mean, come on. You IM me for my password not even bothering to try to sound like a real AOL employee, then you find out *I* work here, and you try and get sexy with me? COME ON!

Khy: not trying 2 get sexy

Khy: just curious

SwankiVY2: You're "just curious" about if I'm HOT and what I'm WEARING. Just CURIOUS. Uh huh.

Khy: ya

SwankiVY2: You're not even a good liar.

SwankiVY2: But we established that when you IMed me saying "hi sup, im from AOL and i need your password," you haven't even bothered to speak English, ya just sound like an ignorant kid.

Khy: o ok

Khy: no

[Here I blocked his IMs. He quickly jumped on another AIM account to IM me back.]

metamorph: hi

SwankiVY2: Hello. . . .

metamorph: i think u accidentally blocked me on my other sn

metamorph: wanna cyber?

SwankiVY2: Accidentally? I don't have accidents like that.

metamorph: o

metamorph: u sure?

SwankiVY2: "o." That's all you say, "o."

metamorph: well plz don't block me lets chat

metamorph: what type of girl are u?

SwankiVY2: I blocked you, purposely, because you're being a complete asshole.

SwankiVY2: You asked me for my password and then you asked me fresh questions and now you're asking for cybersex. You are full of crap and not worth my time.

SwankiVY2: So, bye

[Blocked again, to no avail. . . . ]

muskrat: PLEASE let's just chat

muskrat: i don't have many friends

muskrat: =/

muskrat: i guess i just want someone to talk to

muskrat: =[

SwankiVY2: That's because you ask for their passwords and ask them to frigging have CYBERSEX. Shut up, go away, and leave me alone.

[Blocked, to receive yet another jackass IM.]

spoo: i wont send any ims after this i promise but i need to say something

spoo: i just really wanted a friend i guess i dont know how to get people to like me

spoo: and if youll help me im willing to learn

SwankiVY2: You didn't want a friend; if you were lonely and in need of a friend, you might've been pathetic, but not deliberately offensive and downright pointless. Just go away.

Wolfgang: If I were setting up a website where employees would routinely need access to customers' passwords, I'd just build that into the website. Poor planning on the part of the fictional AOL in these Phishing scams, wouldn't you say?