JMUNGER: WHAT IS YOUR BRA SIZE?

SwankiVY2: It says in my profile.

JMUNGER: NO IT DOESN'T?

SwankiVY2: [Excerpt from the profile of SwankiVY2]: Bra Size: none of your business! Understand now? Go soak your head!

JMUNGER: WHY THE ATTITUDE?

SwankiVY2: Excuse me? Yer the one with the attitude, buddy...starting a conversation with a girl about the size of her BOOBS? What kind of sick person ARE you anyway?

JMUNGER: CAN U TAKE A JOKE?

JMUNGER: YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP?

SwankiVY2: A joke? Oh, yeah, right. I do not just joke about private subjects with people I do not know, and I expect the same respect from you.

JMUNGER: DO U LIKE TO ARGUE OR WHAT? IT WAS A JOKE!! MELLOW OUT

SwankiVY2: Scuse me, but you need to learn some manners. You don't just ask people you don't know for their bra size. Regardless of how YOU meant it, THAT IS RUDE.

SwankiVY2: Do you understand yet?

JMUNGER: I THINK U NEED SOME REST!!! GOOD NIGHT!!

SwankiVY2: Hey, you don't need to tell me what I "need." I was perfectly content until you started acting like a cad. Go jump offa something high.

JMUNGER: U PROBABLY NEED SOME BEAUTY REST TOO SO U BETTER HIT THE SACK FOR AS LONG AS U CAN!!!

SwankiVY2: Again with the assumptions. Pal, why don'cha just leave me alone and go ask some other girl a few rude questions? I don't need you on my case when I got plenty of other things to do.

JMUNGER: SEE THAT IS THE FUNNY THING I ENDED THIS CONVERSATION A LONG TIME AGO, GO GET THAT BEAUTY REST

SwankiVY2: I have no intention of going to bed, as I said I'm on here doing some stuff.

SwankiVY2: So, I'd appreciate it if you'd quit trying to dismiss me as if *I'm* the one who's behaving inappropriately.

JMUNGER: YOU REALLY NEED TO GO TO BED THOUGH FOR REAL

SwankiVY2: Why do you keep saying that to me? You don't know what I need.

SwankiVY2: In my opinion, you'd be better off if you tweaked your sense of humor since your idea of a "joke" is repugnant, but I didn't go telling you that until now.

JMUNGER: TRUST ME I CAN READ PEOPLE, U NEED AS MUCH AS U CAN GET

SwankiVY2: Hmph. Ya know what? You're reading me wrong...you're taking me as if I'm some surly, cranky bitch just because you approached me badly and are now suffering my retorts.

SwankiVY2: If you honestly think you can "read" people correctly when you've colored the page by pissing them off, you're wrong.

JMUNGER: TRUST ME I AM NOT SUFFERING , GO TO BED

SwankiVY2: How many times I got to say I'm not going to bed? I'm doing stuff.

SwankiVY2: And what the hell is wrong with you with your caps lock? Don't you know that that's "shouting" online? It's really getting on my nerves.

SwankiVY2: It makes you sound like an ignoramous.

JMUNGER: I KNOW U DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED BUT U NEED TO!!!

SwankiVY2: I honestly don't. Explain why you think I need to sleep, please, so I understand how you justify the claim that I "need" to go to bed?

JMUNGER: U R A CRANKLY BITCH AND R VERY UPTIGHT ABOUT EVERY THING U NEED TO CHILL

SwankiVY2: I'm really not a cranky bitch, or uptight. You assume that because you asked me a pointless question and I'm responding accordingly.

JMUNGER: OK GOOD NIGHT

SwankiVY2: If you could see the conversations I was having with my other friends before, you would have a completely different conception of me.