Conversation with Jessica

Categories: Cybersex

Jessica: What are you wearing>?

SwankiVY2: I am wearing clothing, jewelry, and hair accessories.

Jessica: what kind of clothing?

SwankiVY2: The type that covers most of my body.

Jessica: panties?

SwankiVY2: That too.

Jessica: thong?

SwankiVY2: Why do you have such an interest in my clothing if you seem to be more interested in me taking it off?

Jessica: let me see your pic..

SwankiVY2: No!

SwankiVY2: Quit bugging me.

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Wolfgang: I love how she thought you'd be wearing both panties and a thong. Does she typically wear multiple layers of underwear? And does she typically introduce herself with that? I could just imagine her at job interviews "Hello, I'm Jessica, I'm wearing blue boyshorts, blue panties underneath that, and underneath that some white ones, and underneath that, uhh, a thong. So what are you wearing? Briefs?"
"Ummmmmm, yes?"
"Boxers? Boxer-briefs?"
"Wow! How did you guess all three items of underwear I was wearing in the exact right order! I don't care who you are, you're hired."

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