Categories: Cybersex Attempts
SwankiVY2: ::looks out window:: No, it's dark right now. . . .
Grand: Thank you
SwankiVY2: So you needed me to tell you that? :o
Grand: I want to have a real conversation. AKA your profile
SwankiVY2: Um . . . also known as my profile? Maybe you mean ala. :) I understand. :)
SwankiVY2: Forgive my pickiness; I am a natural born editor or something
Grand: got it
SwankiVY2: Hang on while I get a glass of Limeade
Grand: get me one
SwankiVY2: ::uploads glass of Limeade to Grand::
Grand: thank you
SwankiVY2: Hope it is refreshing.
Grand: anything from you is refreshing
SwankiVY2: *blinK* allrighty then.
Grand: where in Gville are you?
SwankiVY2: Well, at the moment I am in my apartment.
SwankiVY2: Which is somewhere in the student ghetto.
Grand: where?
SwankiVY2: near University and 13th, geez, whaddaya want, to find out if you can look in my window?
Grand: yes
SwankiVY2: I'm afraid my window blinds prevent that, sorry to disappoint you.
Grand: that's ok
SwankiVY2: Yeah, well, it better be.
Grand: damn you are not friendly at all
SwankiVY2: Actually I'm pretty friendly. But I'm fiesty; when people mess around with me, I mess around back.
Grand: Just wanted to talk to someone in my town.
SwankiVY2: That's all good . . . but if you say yer gonna look in my window, you gotta understand that I'm gonna mess around with you.
Grand: Got it
SwankiVY2: heh.
SwankiVY2: So what do you usually converse about when you have "real conversations"?
Grand: I am sooooo new to this. I am willing to talk about anything.
SwankiVY2: Heh . . . great! A trainable, rookie AOL monkey! Can you do this? ::makes a face::
Grand: :)
SwankiVY2: Hmm, well I guess that's a face. ::says to trainer:: he'll do, we can keep him.
Grand: sorry but I have been at CJ's all night
SwankiVY2: What's CJs?
SwankiVY2: (I have a character in one of my novels named CJ.)
Grand: you are in Gainesville right?
SwankiVY2: Yup.
Grand: Cj's is a bar off 34th
SwankiVY2: Loooooovely.
Grand: mold me in the way's cyber sex
SwankiVY2: No thanks, baby.
SwankiVY2: Yer gonna have to go back to the bar if you want any sex.
Grand: I am your to train
Grand: your's
SwankiVY2: Okay!
Grand: use me
Grand: tell me how to please you
SwankiVY2: First of all, "yours" is possessive, but doesn't require an apostrophe, so it would be "yours," not "your's." Secondly, you make another apostrophe mistake in the way you use "way's". . . .
SwankiVY2: I'm training you, work with me here.
Grand: sorry mistress
SwankiVY2: Honestly, you're older than me, right? So you should have at least mastered grade-school grammar! Until you do, not a *smidgen* of sex outta me!
Grand: I have been out all night. Cut me a break.
SwankiVY2: Cut you a break? I've been up all night studying, and ya don't see me cruisin' the Internet for sex. Come on now, you can't be serious.
Grand: Damn you are hard on me for no reason.
SwankiVY2: Heh . . . no reason? You just asked me to cyber, bub, I don't go well with that.
Grand: sorry new at this
SwankiVY2: Heh! Obviously . . . well here's a tip, just so you don't go around offending people who *aren't* used to this sorta crap . . . look in their profile first to make sure they *want* that kind of invitation.
SwankiVY2: Otherwise you are *quite* likely to be bitched out or even reported.
Grand: sorry I will leave you alone
SwankiVY2: ::crosses eyes:: Just be careful if ya try to look in anyone's window tonight! *grin* Seeya.
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