Conversation with Grand

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

Grand: Hello from sunny Gville.

SwankiVY2: ::looks out window:: No, it's dark right now. . . .

Grand: Thank you

SwankiVY2: So you needed me to tell you that? :o

Grand: I want to have a real conversation. AKA your profile

SwankiVY2: Um . . . also known as my profile? Maybe you mean ala. :) I understand. :)

SwankiVY2: Forgive my pickiness; I am a natural born editor or something

Grand: got it

SwankiVY2: Hang on while I get a glass of Limeade

Grand: get me one

SwankiVY2: ::uploads glass of Limeade to Grand::

Grand: thank you

SwankiVY2: Hope it is refreshing.

Grand: anything from you is refreshing

SwankiVY2: *blinK* allrighty then.

Grand: where in Gville are you?

SwankiVY2: Well, at the moment I am in my apartment.

SwankiVY2: Which is somewhere in the student ghetto.

Grand: where?

SwankiVY2: near University and 13th, geez, whaddaya want, to find out if you can look in my window?

Grand: yes

SwankiVY2: I'm afraid my window blinds prevent that, sorry to disappoint you.

Grand: that's ok

SwankiVY2: Yeah, well, it better be.

Grand: damn you are not friendly at all

SwankiVY2: Actually I'm pretty friendly. But I'm fiesty; when people mess around with me, I mess around back.

Grand: Just wanted to talk to someone in my town.

SwankiVY2: That's all good . . . but if you say yer gonna look in my window, you gotta understand that I'm gonna mess around with you.

Grand: Got it

SwankiVY2: heh.

SwankiVY2: So what do you usually converse about when you have "real conversations"?

Grand: I am sooooo new to this. I am willing to talk about anything.

SwankiVY2: Heh . . . great! A trainable, rookie AOL monkey! Can you do this? ::makes a face::

Grand: :)

SwankiVY2: Hmm, well I guess that's a face. ::says to trainer:: he'll do, we can keep him.

Grand: sorry but I have been at CJ's all night

SwankiVY2: What's CJs?

SwankiVY2: (I have a character in one of my novels named CJ.)

Grand: you are in Gainesville right?

SwankiVY2: Yup.

Grand: Cj's is a bar off 34th

SwankiVY2: Loooooovely.

Grand: mold me in the way's cyber sex

SwankiVY2: No thanks, baby.

SwankiVY2: Yer gonna have to go back to the bar if you want any sex.

Grand: I am your to train

Grand: your's

SwankiVY2: Okay!

Grand: use me

Grand: tell me how to please you

SwankiVY2: First of all, "yours" is possessive, but doesn't require an apostrophe, so it would be "yours," not "your's." Secondly, you make another apostrophe mistake in the way you use "way's". . . .

SwankiVY2: I'm training you, work with me here.

Grand: sorry mistress

SwankiVY2: Honestly, you're older than me, right? So you should have at least mastered grade-school grammar! Until you do, not a *smidgen* of sex outta me!

Grand: I have been out all night. Cut me a break.

SwankiVY2: Cut you a break? I've been up all night studying, and ya don't see me cruisin' the Internet for sex. Come on now, you can't be serious.

Grand: Damn you are hard on me for no reason.

SwankiVY2: Heh . . . no reason? You just asked me to cyber, bub, I don't go well with that.

Grand: sorry new at this

SwankiVY2: Heh! Obviously . . . well here's a tip, just so you don't go around offending people who *aren't* used to this sorta crap . . . look in their profile first to make sure they *want* that kind of invitation.

SwankiVY2: Otherwise you are *quite* likely to be bitched out or even reported.

Grand: sorry I will leave you alone

SwankiVY2: ::crosses eyes:: Just be careful if ya try to look in anyone's window tonight! *grin* Seeya.


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Mikey: Grand what a moron, another drunk with the brain capacity of a plastic spoon, this guy seems like he would need leasons in just about anything, except in killing brain cells. Well at least he found something that he has seemed to master now if we could only convince him to gain some common sense. I will guess not an impossible task.


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