FLPUNK: HEY SEXY

SwankiVY2: ::looking both ways:: Who me?

FLPUNK: IT IS YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMER

FLPUNK: ::MUAH::

SwankiVY2: Oh ::laughs:: there must be some mistake...my name's not Sexy. If you're looking for someone who responds to the name "Sexy," you might try going to the bars...

FLPUNK: HEY....

SwankiVY2: Hey what?

FLPUNK: DID I JUST GET SHOT DOWN

FLPUNK: OR

FLPUNK: ARE U GONNA GIVE ME A CHANCE

FLPUNK: ?

SwankiVY2: Shot down? You never even got flying.

FLPUNK: LOL

FLPUNK: IM SORRY I SUPPOSE I MUST LEAVE NOW THEN , NO?

SwankiVY2: In case you can't tell, I am not the kind of girl who responds to guys who IM her out of nowhere and go "hey sexy."

SwankiVY2: don't you think that's a little rude or at least slightly callous?

FLPUNK: I UNDERSTAND

FLPUNK: IM NEW AT THIS IM ONLY 20

SwankiVY2: "Only" 20?

SwankiVY2: Are you trying to make an excuse for acting like a dork? I know many a sixteen-year-old who handles himself better around girls, come on now.

FLPUNK: YOU ARE KILLIN ME

FLPUNK: IM TRYIN TO BE NICE HERE

SwankiVY2: then don't stand in front of the target while I'm shooting!

SwankiVY2: ::grin:: Then start over. :)

FLPUNK: CAN WE START OVER

FLPUNK: HELLO MY NAME IS NICO AND I SAW YOUR NAME IN MEMBER DIRECTORY FROM FL , WANT TO HOLD INTELLEGENT CONVERSATION WITH ME?

SwankiVY2: Yup...

FLPUNK: SO I LIKE TO PLAY MY GUITAR ON THE BEACH , GROOM MY WHITE STALLIONS , AND WASH MY PORSHE;WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?

SwankiVY2: You enjoy washing your car?

SwankiVY2: I like to write novels, draw, and make homepages, for starters.

FLPUNK: YES IT IS NEW TO ME

FLPUNK: YOU ARE A WRITER?

SwankiVY2: I sure am.

FLPUNK: ARE YOU MARRIED?

FLPUNK: I AM NOT.

SwankiVY2: NO

FLPUNK: WHERE DO YOU RESIDE

SwankiVY2: In Gainesville...

FLPUNK: SO YOU WRITE NOVELS ,YES?

SwankiVY2: Um, yes, I do

FLPUNK: OF WHAT SUBJECT?

SwankiVY2: Well, speculative fiction, mostly...

SwankiVY2: The last four have been a series

FLPUNK: CAN YOU ELABORATE I AM DENSE?

SwankiVY2: LOL

SwankiVY2: Speculative fiction...you know what "speculate" means?

FLPUNK: OH ,THATS NICE,I LIKE COMEDY

FLPUNK: DO YOU KNOW TOM GREEN?

SwankiVY2: No

FLPUNK: ON mtv?

SwankiVY2: I don't watch MTV.

FLPUNK: UM,ISTHERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?LOL

SwankiVY2: Um, is there something wrong with not watching MTV?

FLPUNK: OH THATS NICE,SO WANNA CYBER

SwankiVY2: REBYC ANNAW OS,ECIN STAHT HO

FLPUNK: ARE YOU FRENCH?

SwankiVY2: ?HCNERF UOY ERA

FLPUNK: DU ES STUPIDO

SwankiVY2: You can't even insult my intelligence in a foreign language correctly.

FLPUNK: BOCA GRANDE GAVIONNE

SwankiVY2: Which one of us is ignorant?

FLPUNK: I KNOW I WAS JOKING WITH YOU

FLPUNK: I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS WHOLE ,"LETS TALK LIKE HUMAN BEINGS"THING

FLPUNK: YA KNOW

SwankiVY2: I don't appreciate your type of joking, young man...do you really think it's appropriate to ask me to cyber after I already objected to being called sexy?

FLPUNK: IM A LITTLE IMMATURE

SwankiVY2: NO REALLY?

FLPUNK: I MASTERBATE QUITE OFTEN

SwankiVY2: Then you should learn to spell it.

FLPUNK: HOW DO YOU SPELL IT?

FLPUNK: (MAS-TER-BATE)?

SwankiVY2: Perhaps you'd prefer a more easy-to-spell term like "flog the log" or "beat the meat," or perhaps even "playing tug-of-war with cyclops," if you get the mythological reference.

FLPUNK: "SLAP THE PUPPY","STROKE THE CORN DOG"

FLPUNK: SPIT SHINE

FLPUNK: NO?

SwankiVY2: Hmm, I've never heard of anyone *slapping* it, but I suppose it could be done.

FLPUNK: IT ACTUALY FEELS QUITE STIMULATEING WHEN YOU SLAP IT

FLPUNK: LOL

SwankiVY2: That's not something I care about.

FLPUNK: I ENJOY STICKING MY HAND IN A JAR OF VASOLINE AND RUBBING MYSELF WITH IT THOUGH BETTER

FLPUNK: HAHAHA

FLPUNK: AINT THAT FUNNY

FLPUNK: LOL

SwankiVY2: Not really.

FLPUNK: OH IM SORRY

FLPUNK: ILL STOP

SwankiVY2: It sounds almost like you're trying to say as many rude things as possible to see if you can offend me, which you can't.

FLPUNK: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ANY WAYS

SwankiVY2: Should I be frightened?

FLPUNK: I HAVE NO PENIS

FLPUNK: I LOST IT IN A FREAK CONSTRUCTION ACCIDENT

FLPUNK: WHEN I WAS 4

FLPUNK: AINT THAT WIERD?

SwankiVY2: No, I've heard sillier lies.

FLPUNK: DOES THAT OFFEND YOU

FLPUNK: ?>

SwankiVY2: No...

FLPUNK: WELL HOW BOUT IF I ASKED YOU IF I COULD PLAY WITH YOUR BOOBS

FLPUNK: ?

FLPUNK: IM RETARDED I KNOW

SwankiVY2: It would be offensive if you actually thought I'd respond to that, but it's obvious you already know I think you're a jackass and you have no chance of scoring.

FLPUNK: I KNOW.

FLPUNK: NOW IM JUST TRYIN TO LOOSEIN YOU UP

FLPUNK: YOU SEEM A LITTLE TIGHT

FLPUNK: I JUST FARTED BY THE WAY...

SwankiVY2: I'm not "tight," nor do I need to be loosened.

FLPUNK: SO YOUR A LOOSE GOOSE, NO?

SwankiVY2: I don't make it with geese.

SwankiVY2: Didn't you know if you penetrate a goose it will die?

FLPUNK: I FARTED AGAIN.......OH WAIT.....I JUST SHIT MY PANTS...BRB

FLPUNK: THIS IS CHRIS...IM NICOS FRIEND...I WOULD LIKE TO APPOLIGIZE FOR HIS BEHAVIOR...

SwankiVY2: Uh huh.

FLPUNK: HE IS RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE LAUGHING AND MAKING ALOT OF NOISE...

FLPUNK: HE JUST LIKES TO TRY AND MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN IM DOWN AND HE WILL GO TO ANY EXTREME TO DO IT

FLPUNK: sorry about the caps also

SwankiVY2: I was wondering if anyone would figure out that that's annoying sometime this evening.

SwankiVY2: Congrats, you win a medal.

FLPUNK: hey i know he can be but his hearts in the right place

SwankiVY2: I don't think so...your heart's not supposed to be between your legs, get this guy a surgeon.

FLPUNK: hey why are you giving me an attitude i wasnt the one being an ass to you

SwankiVY2: I'm not giving you an attitude.

FLPUNK: Congrats, you win a medal. ....it seemed like it then

SwankiVY2: You don't know me. :)

SwankiVY2: Believe me, if I was giving you an attitude, you'd feel the teeth on your ass...I can be VERY sour if I am actually pissed.

FLPUNK: your right i dont...and you dont know me...girl you havnt seen sour...i am the worst bitch you will ever meet

FLPUNK: =)

FLPUNK: hold on my friends coming back now...get prepared

SwankiVY2: Somehow I doubt that

SwankiVY2: I suppose the friend will suddenly switch to capital letters?

FLPUNK: HEY SEXY OHHHHH WAITT JUST KIDDIN

FLPUNK: LOL

SwankiVY2: Thought so.

FLPUNK: LISTEN YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY UNIQUE PERSON

SwankiVY2: You can say that again.

FLPUNK: I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO A BIT OF A GET TOGETHER AT MY PRIVATE ESTATE IN BOCA RATON NEXT WEEK

FLPUNK: SO YOU CAN MAYBE MEET SOME PUBLISHERS

SwankiVY2: I really do not think so.

FLPUNK: ARE YOU "REALLY" SURE

FLPUNK: ?

SwankiVY2: Somehow I really don't think you are my agent.

FLPUNK: i wouldnt blame you...all his parties are the same...everyone gets shitfaced and passes out

SwankiVY2: Sharing a chair now, are we?

FLPUNK: WHATEVER

SwankiVY2: Uh huh.

FLPUNK: UH HUH?

FLPUNK: HES MAKIN ME LOOK BAD

SwankiVY2: Is your dad going to get on next and tell me not to mess with his son?

FLPUNK: DO YOU HAVE A LIFE TIME GOAL?

SwankiVY2: I used to get that a lot when I was a Kids' WB! host.

SwankiVY2: Kids would get on pretending to be their parents to try to frighten us

FLPUNK: MINE IS TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH COLONEL SANDERS FROM KFC

SwankiVY2: And we also got a lot of "it was my brother!" or "it was my friend!" when we accused them of breaking the TOS

FLPUNK: hey can you do me a favor...try to be a little more chris friendly...i assure you that i m not my friend nick nor will i ever be him...hes just trying to cheer me up

FLPUNK: HEY SCROLL UP

FLPUNK: DUH....

SwankiVY2: I like FLPUNK20 better when he is chris. Can Nick leave me out of his attempts to cheer his buddy up?

FLPUNK: HEY YOUR MEAN

SwankiVY2: Sometimes.

SwankiVY2: But it could be worse

SwankiVY2: I could be correcting your grammar

SwankiVY2: You wouldn't like that at all.

SwankiVY2: In fact, I think they do that in Hell.

FLPUNK: YOU REMIND ME OF MY GIRLFRIEND

FLPUNK: SHE IS A BITCH TOO

FLPUNK: IM FARTING

SwankiVY2: But she still owns your penis, right?

FLPUNK: AHHHHH.....

SwankiVY2: I guess that makes her the good kind of bitch.

FLPUNK: HELL YEAH

FLPUNK: GO TO MY HOMEPAGE

FLPUNK: ITS INTERESTING

SwankiVY2: My homepage is interesting-er.

FLPUNK: HOLD UP BRB

FLPUNK: [web address]

FLPUNK: CHECK IT OUT CHICK