Conversation with DPuh

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

DPuh: hello

SwankiVY2:: Hi. :)

DPuh: age/sex

SwankiVY2:: I'd rather not start a conversation on that please. ;)

DPuh: ok

DPuh: sorry

SwankiVY2:: That's okay. I just hate being asked for my age before my interests. :)

DPuh: that's ight

DPuh: right

DPuh: so how r u today

SwankiVY2:: Oh not bad . . . but I'm sick. :(

SwankiVY2:: And I have a math exam in an hour

DPuh: well i hope u r fine

DPuh: 2+4=6

SwankiVY2:: I will be once these antibiotics kick in.

DPuh: 5=the sum of 1over2i f the adding 5+5

SwankiVY2:: huh?

DPuh: well i will tell u more in private

SwankiVY2:: I dunno if I wanna know if it's gotta be more private than IM!

DPuh: ok how r u dress

SwankiVY2:: Uhhhh . . . jeans and a tee shirt and a hat hun. It's the middle of the day, what should I be in silk panties and a bra?

DPuh: im a man

SwankiVY2:: Yeah? So?

DPuh: but i do have boxers on

SwankiVY2:: Well that is lovely dear.

SwankiVY2:: I don't care.

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Mikey: Well we are most impressed, the ability to do some math his parents must be soooo proud. And well he knows that he is a man so some brain activity is found above that.

L: Absolutely hilarious.

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