Conversation with Cartm

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

Cartm: horny?

SwankiVY2: ::jumping on top of you and wiggling::

Cartm: like to suck cock?

SwankiVY2: Well, would you mind doing me a favor first?

Cartm: what

SwankiVY2: Would you suck MY cock? Nobody ever wants to suck my cock and I wondered if you would.

SwankiVY2: it's difficult for me to get lovin'.

SwankiVY2: You hot for me yet big boy?


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Mikey: This was great I love the way that you handled this one. And I have a few conclusions as to why this one was so short. Perhaps he was in mid whack when you told him and he got excited and shot the baby mortar and was finished. Most (likely) or perhaps he was so excited that he could not continue and feel completely into bliss while loving his hand. Or he realized just how much he was turned on and went to seek his lover Butch a male rubber love doll with the vibrating mouth, or most likely he was just out matched in words and with him I would think that it wouldn't be much of a competition, and with that perhaps it hurt his pride and ego and his little buddie went limp in hand!


Zei-kun: unbelivable
the way you handle this is great


R: haha, good one :)


jofadda: technically jofadda not a "name" its an alias, but meh. Anyhow, these are priceless! I've just read through 45 of these and i fear I'm about to bust a gut XD
P.S Dont lose your funny :)


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