[On AOL, I had a recurring issue; in my profile, I'd created "extra categories," and it often caused me trouble. I used the extra space allotted in my "location" category to describe my musical interests, which include (among other things) Weird Al and Suzanne Vega. But this means that whenever some horny young stud looks up Vegas or types in "Al" for Alabama, I'd come up on their "screwable" list because they'd assume I was in the neighborhood and not even read the profile. Even if I *was* interested in having cybersex, I'd still be insulted that the guy hadn't even bothered to read my *profile*. Sooooo . . . without further ado, here is my short IM with a guy who thought I was from Vegas. I was severely steamed at this point, having been frustrated by my Web travels this evening. So I wasn't taking any crap offa no one.]
Br: hi, im a young guy from vegas...are you interested in phone sex or real play?
SwankiVY2: When you drivin' from Vegas to Florida, where I live (which you would know if you had READ my profile)? Oh wait . . . never mind, I wouldn't screw you anyway. Go to hell!