Conversation with Beast

Categories: Cybersex Attempts

Beast: how old are you

SwankiVY2: does it matter?

Beast: i live in gainsville

SwankiVY2: Well. That's nice for you. But it still doesn't answer my question: does it matter how old I am?

Beast: because i ant to cyber

SwankiVY2: you ant to cyber? What's that supposed to mean?

Beast: i want to hgave sex on the computeteter

SwankiVY2: Learn to type first.

SwankiVY2: I don't appreciate that.

SwankiVY2: I mean . . . if you want to use the computer to screw me, at least BEGIN by typing with both hands!

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Mikey: Perhaps this guy should just slide himself into the floppy drive and get himself a little, but I guess that won't work as one hand is busy most likely fondling his rectum and his little buddie while he types with his nose and tongue. Oh the pleasure he must feel (yuck).

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