BbaL: hi

SwankiVY2: Hi.

BbaL: whats up

SwankiVY2: Me, still.

SwankiVY2: And apparently, you too.

BbaL: lol

BbaL: hahahhaa

BbaL: funny

BbaL: yeha just got home

BbaL: you there?

SwankiVY2: Yes.

BbaL: age?

SwankiVY2: Um...I'm twenty-two.

BbaL: im 21

BbaL: what are you doing up at this time

SwankiVY2: I'm nocturnal. I prefer nighttime.

BbaL: bat girl

SwankiVY2: No, I wouldn't say that.

BbaL: so do you have a pic

SwankiVY2: Nope.

BbaL: how do you look

SwankiVY2: Why are you asking me that?

BbaL: ok im sorry

SwankiVY2: Is this how you usually act or is there something I should know?

BbaL: no

BbaL: im just a lil drunk

BbaL: and wide aawake

BbaL: sorry

SwankiVY2: that's exactly what I thought.

SwankiVY2: May I say something?

BbaL: yeah

BbaL: and i have a olfing thingie at 1000

BbaL: in the morning

SwankiVY2: I think that I've had this exact same conversation with at least sixty other men. "hi. what's up. how old are you. have a pic? what do you look like?"

SwankiVY2: I was wondering...is there a brain you guys share when you get drunk that you somehow collectively tap into?

SwankiVY2: I'm just wondering how I can have the same exact conversation with sixty people time after time...how it is that they always say the same things in the same order

SwankiVY2: What is it about beer that does this?

BbaL: now see i was just making conversation and being friendly

BbaL: now if this is bothering you i do apologize and say good bye

BbaL: see i dotn drink beeer

SwankiVY2: That's not what I'm asking...I want to know why it is that this is sixty different men's way of being friendly and making conversation

BbaL: beer is nasty

SwankiVY2: Why does it always start that way?

BbaL: whatever

SwankiVY2: "whatever." You don't know why?

BbaL: you can end a conversation in a bad way or just say leave me alone

SwankiVY2: That's not what I want. I asked a question, but you don't seem to know the answer, I guess.

BbaL: im not here trying to get your number or anythign just saying hi and being friendly

BbaL: i asked you these questions to know what kind of person i was talking to

SwankiVY2: I understand that but why is "got a pic? what do you look like?" the way SO MANY guys have tried to be friendly with me? You know why you did it so I thought you might have that insight.

SwankiVY2: And why is it that you ask about my appearance when you want to know what kind of person I am?

SwankiVY2: Why not my interests?

BbaL: why cant i

SwankiVY2: I'm just really baffled by this.

BbaL: i ask cause i was going to send you my pic

SwankiVY2: Why were you going to send me your pic?

BbaL: ok you know what

SwankiVY2: And why did that involve asking for mine?

BbaL: hope you continue to live like this

SwankiVY2: Okay, now you're going to tell me off and tell me I'm just giving you a hard time.

BbaL: no

SwankiVY2: Yes...you just did it

BbaL: im just not going ot bother to get into a huge argument with someone that is tyring to be so curious

BbaL: about things

SwankiVY2: Just like the other fifty-nine or so...I've had this conversation 60 times and I hoped you could advise me on how to STOP it...but you can't...

BbaL: see your stereotyping me and thats what i hate most

SwankiVY2: I tried not to. But you said the same *exact* things as the other fifty-nine or so.

SwankiVY2: *exactly*

BbaL: i hate when girls think they know everythign and ask these questions that are sooo bogus

SwankiVY2: And I want to know *why*

BbaL: so you mean i am saying the same thing

SwankiVY2: I could send you at least five saved conversations that went exactly this way.

SwankiVY2: Except I didn't ask them why.

BbaL: wow

BbaL: now i see where your comming from

BbaL: good day

BbaL: may you have a nice day

BbaL: and continue to save all these conversations

SwankiVY2: Okay, so I'm doomed to wondering about the mystery of the "hi, age, got a pic?" random IM phenomenon for all time...you have a good day too.